2 Skinnee J's - Skinnee Business

I said, "yo,
This is a mic test"
Are you ready for the two skinnee likeness?
You gotta look hard to find
Cause we are not high profile
Can't catch us cause we go high speed mobile
So accept your fate,
You're on the skinnee time
We're copping cold jams
As the riffage for the rhyme
We are the rap band
Who puts the band back in rap
So stand back
And accept the slap or our tunes
They line the table
Cause to the ears they're food
Easy to swallow cause they come pre-chewed
My rhymes are unsightly,
I say them uptightly,
But don't take me lightly
Cause we know you be sight we
Come to the stage,
Rock the mic cause we like it
Got out of our cage
We got flaws we don't hide it
We're humble when we stumbe,
Not a king of the jungle
Just tumble out the tunes
That you've never heard before
Hip hoppin,
Hard rockin, foot stompin gore
You've heard us once, n
Ow you gotta here some more
We've got some business
That we got to fix
So we brought our skinnee posse
And our big fat mix

We got gainful employment so we don't have to rob
And if you buy our tape then we can quit our job
I ain't punching a clock
And i ain't wearing a tie
Gonna do the skinnee business
Till the day i die

Pay attention to my speakin
As i rock your intellect
Come get your daily dose
Like an oral contraceptive
Respect this,
Cause i kill the ill at they conception
Let the skinnee vibe as we strive for perfection
Use my tongue to kick it like kung fu, shinobi
Found the fiends were hounding me
Like ahab to moby
I don't have no time to waste on bug competition
Put it all into rhyme, even the sink in the kitchen

I go on and on
Until my mission is completed
Foes are defeated,
Mistakes are deleted
It's the tower of my life that i'm trying to erect
Over the blueprints of my sould i'm the skinnee architect
So listen
Cause this one's for the people of the planet
We be brother and sister,
Like tito and janet
I'm skinnee and i slam it
So please baby, please
With these i get my soul on
And then the skinnee's roll on
There's no business
Like skinnee business,
Like no business i know
I got no business with that ho
Business
Cause that ho business
Gotta go
I trade a ho for a ho ho,
Twinkie or a ring ding,
Onion ring,
Six pack
Big mac
Snack attack,
I like food and betties,
I'm hungry and i'm sweaty,
And i'm ready to get on
With my business
We've got some business
That we got to fix
So we brought our skinnee posse
And our
Big
Fat
Mix

We got gainful employment so we don't have to rob
And if you buy our tape then we can quit our job
I ain't punching a clock
And i ain't wearing a tie
Gonna do the skinnee business till the day i die

2 Skinnee J's - Riot Nrrrd

This song goes out to all the ones with coke bottle glasses
To all you lonely kids who were picked last in gym class
We got your back,
Are you up with the fact?
You're never gonna catch us
Chorus
Get up, get up,
Cause we're fed up, fed up
Try to rise and keep your head up, head up
He's the king of the Kong,
We'll be singin the song
Bring it on, bring it on, bring it on
It's a sentimental journey,
Presenting sentiments of resentments that'll burn me
Unearthing our sharp knives turning slowly blunt
My role is to unfold so i gotta face the front
I used to spend my days
Dazed and confused,
Sixteen year underdog
Still dawning underoos
Sorry bout my style
I know my flow sounds used
Dejected and directed
By the likes of John Huges
We recycle recitals of enemies and idols
Unscrawled in the hall like Anthony Michael
I lack plan or title just one of the boys
On islands and islands of misfit toys
Chorus
My field of dreams was a parking lot
With hot shots doing doughnuts
Pissin off the grownups
Me on the side writing unrequited love letters,
That I would send to my imaginary girlfriend
I had to pretend cuz I never played football
The kid drafted last picked at the wall
Cause it eased the monotony of everybody mockin me
Spend time tootin rhymes like botany
Now what I wanna be -
What you wanna be?
To be famous,
I claim this
Try to gain this
But sometimes it's haneous
The way the shameless
Surround me like they're tryin to drown me
I'm lookin for intelligent life
I'm lookin for a blip on the screen
So I can reach out and touch somebody
Anybody
Everybody
This song goes out to all the ones with coke bottle glasses
To all you lonely kids who were picked last in gym class
We got your back
Are you up with the fact?
You're never gonna catch us
Chorus
Around and round the world with you
Around and round the world with you
Around and round the world with you
Around and round the world with you
Around and round the world with you

2 Skinnee J's - Meadowblaster

The j's in the dell, the j's in the dell
Hi ho the merrio the j's in the dell
Old skinnee j' had a farm e-i-o-
Planted breeds of the seeds
And i need to watch them grow for me
High the sky high body and in spirit
Here a rhyme there a rhyme
Everywhere a lyric
Our delivery is candid with band aid adhesion
Made it through the changes
Weathered all the seasons
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer,
2 skinnee is the magic number
And i wonder
Awake from the slumber
The blindfold around your mind
And soul has gone asunder
So you wake up to greet the day,
It's the dawn of the house of j.

The j's in the dell,
The j's in the dell
Hi ho the merrio the j's in the dell
Well, i'm an international harvester
So here's a harbinger of things to come
Emerge the one special,
J that's prehensile
I've been wrestled from my
The wind swept plain
To obtain my weight in grain
Its the cycle of the seasons
And here we go again
We rolls with the flows as we sows all we knows
Its the grooves and furrows
Using bulls and burrows
Storing all we've grown in a mile high silo
Laying claim to all domain
With our deeds and titles
Or kneel to idols
To grow my pastures faster
That's how it is with the old meadowblaster

The j's in the dell,
The j's in the dell
Hi ho the merrio
The j's in the dell

Reaping props like crops
And sewing' raps seeds
Were springing like the chicken
And were singing like thieves
Wee wee wee
Like the piggy heading all the way home
Its the leaders of the sheep
And like the cheese i stand alone
And i get down like the rain on the plain for sure
So god damn this cuz your not in kansas anymore
Do you dare go
Where a scarecrow will slay a witch
And the hills are alive with the sounds of chicken.

The j's in the dell,
The j's in the dell
Hi ho the merrio
The j's in the dell
The j's in the dell,
Hi ho the merrio
The j's in the dell,
The j's in the dell
Hi ho the merrio
The j's in the dell
The j's in the dell,
Hi ho the merrio
The j's in the dell...

2 Skinnee J's - Irresistable Force

Get on your feet,
Nap time is over
With the quickness
Can i get a witness
Like jehovah
Amen
Keep it up ¡®til i say when now
I'm busting' out the playpen
It's the era
(era!)
Of j gueverra
(vera!)
Sparking' revolutions like the one ton imera
The thought of getting' played from the hands of the creator
Locusts devouring
All the hocus pocus
Focus on the force as the curious outlook
Contents under pressure,
About to explode like lou ferigno
Mean and green so check my signal
Its the skinnee individual who did you well
I kid you not
I bid you to stop if u gonna steam
Cuz my team bring the steam like a the oasis
And the race is run
Now its time to take my place in the sun

You can't deny the force (no, you can't)

Resistance is futile, we've got parental approval
It's best just not to test us cause our feuds get feudal
It's brutal,
So expect some penance.
There'll be no dangling participles or suspended sentences.
Your suppression of evidence will get met with belligerence.
You'll give hesitant penance cause at the present you're tense, hence
Your confession is expected.
If you think that we're persistent in our methods,
Yes you guessed it.
Blessed are we who come in the name of j.
Our word spreads like parkay.
Oh i declare!
It's a state of emergency
The president assents, so don't expect clemency.
Depend on me,
My tendency is to judge forgivingly.
You can't resist the skinnee,
So give yourself up willingly.
Still i be feeling the paw of marshall law, you see?
Cross this posse cautiously.

2 Skinnee J's - Girl With The World In Her Eyes

Here i go! geronimo! vertigo to free fall
The girl sets my heart racing, but my engine is stalled
Now i pace myself 'cause i gotta stay in front man
Blast like an astronaut, crash like a stunt man
To worlds where witty boys get the pretty girls they merit
But she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot
So i rise like degrees in july or fall faster
Luck is a lady, but i wouldn't put it past her
As she fills me with thrills like a roller coaster or slams me with amps
Like a bath with a toaster
Now my knees are shaking and i find my spine is gone
From holding up the pedestal that i've put her on
I should've studied science cause i tend to forget
That for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction
Well i must've slept through that one, cause now i'm on thin ice with
No traction


Chorus:
Is she thinking of you? no she just thought she knew me
But she's looking at you! no she's looking through me
And now i realize i've got no shape or size to the girl with the world in
Her eyes
So i keep bouncing


Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
Or concede to morrissey that pretty girls make graves
I've shed the serpents skin and lost my head like ann boleyn
While rough winds do shake the darling buds of may
I ask you for this glance through vast expanse of thin veneers
Steered by butterfly eyes while drinking drinks of siren's tears
I fear the reaper cause it's hard like heavy metal
When the beasts that you beat off are handsome devils
Yet, the consequence of compliments
Is that i am graced with graces periodic like the elements
Her imminence influences subatomics
So i want to do her right
Like shakespeare does a sonnet
I'm on it. harrassed by bees in bonnets
Slave to her affection like gramps to gin and tonics
Loyal to my master like a pack of pekinese
While i try to hold my place with weakened knees


Chorus:
Is she thinking of you? no she just thought she knew me
But she's looking at you! no she's looking through me
And now i realize i've got no shape or size to the girl with the world in
Her eyes
So i keep bouncing


Maybe i should call you up so we can spend some time together
Take a walk or have some dinner, i don't care i'll do whatever
My heart shivers every single time i get a busy signal can i get an
Operator?
So you know if she said bounce with me, i'd bounce with her
Cause every minute that i'm in it counts with her
There's only one sin i wouldn't renounce for her
And if she gave me half a glance then i would counsel her
That she should bounce with me, so i can bounce with her
Cause every minute that i'm in it really counts with her
There's only one sin i wouldn't renounce for her
But do i have a chance!


Chorus:
Is she thinking of you? no she just thought she knew me
But she's looking at you! no she's looking through me
And now i realize i've got no shape or size to the girl with the world in
Her eyes
So i keep bouncing

Yeah, she's got the world in her eyes

2 Skinnee J's - Bbq

Lets get this party started,
I've got the gas grilled started.
I wanna see your weenie shrivel
I wanna see your burgers burnt .
I wanna see you toast your buns,
Toast your buns on my deck tonight.
I've got the gas grilled started
So lets get this party started.

Pump up the gas grill
Pump it up,
While the flame is jumping.
Pump up the gas grill
Pump it up,
Blue flame.

Outside in the backyard,
Underneath the trees,
We're gonna grill it up
Cuz we've got burgers
We've got weenies.
We got the aunt may
And the uncle bob
We've got
The green peas
And the corn on the cob,
Yes the line, the line,
The line is very long
And my brother,
My brother he's a slob.

The food is piping hot,
The beer is icy cold,
The coleslaw's from the deli
And the jell-o's in the mold
Dip your chip in my dip, dip
Dip your chip in my dip,
Dip your chip in my
Dip your chip in my
Dip your chip in my dip, dip

Pump up the gas grill,
Get it going ya,
Gotta get the propane full
The coals are hot
The mother fucker grills so
Pump up the gas grill, get it goin

The citronellas burning,
The refrigerators stocked
And the bug zapper is zapping
So this bbq will rock

All in line
For the beanies and the weenies
Yes the line is long
But the portions ain't teeny all
In line for the beanies and the weenies
Yes the line is long but the portions ain't teeny

Come on, kick it,
Grill it,
I don't care if you spill it cuz we're outside,
We're outside, we're outside!

Got the rip ripple chips,
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips,
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips,
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips,
And onion dip
Pump up the gas grill
Pump up the gas grill
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my deck tonight

2 Skinnee J's - Artificial Flavor

2 skinnee j's acting crazed as of late
Sorry, it must be something that we ate
Sensiated what we gave you
Our behavior will astound you
The artificial flavors all around you
Well, its the flavor save ya save ya here to save ya
Or dehydrate ya
I'll back you up,
Pardon this behavior
Give me nutra-sweet
Powered cheese
Extra extra msg
I come out of order,
So just add water
Its the starter of the armada
Not try to tarter
Any plate that i can make
Is something like ambrosia
Give me calcium propionate,
Sodium benzoate
Preserve me like the everglades
Sckulactic acid i'll eat plastic if i hafta
Include the saccharin for a meal that's fantastic
Give me green #3
Or blue #2
It will all come together in the artificial flavor

2 skinnee j's acting crazed as of late
Sorry, it must be something that we ate
Satiated what we gave you
Our behavior will astound you
The artificial flavors all around you

Approach as i approach this topic and try to coach this
Artificial flava's got me bugging' like roaches
I'm getting busy like a bumble,
Now the honey's kinda funny
And the hive starts to crumble
I just wishful bliss in this life that i'm leading
But i'm dreaming'
Now the demon's feeding'
In eden
Offers me an apple
But i know the shit's been sprayed with chemicals
And its detrimental to my medical
Condition
Concoction of a magician
Taken only under the advice of a physician
Delicious but penecious
So it ain't no friend of mine
The flavors artificial but the cancers genuine
As the cells swell
Like a wrist and a razor
Inhale the breeze of cfc's through my nasal
Passages
Ravages and contamination
Instant death,
The choice of a new generation

2 skinnee j's acting crazed as of late
Sorry, it must be something that we ate
Sensiated what we gave you
Our behavior will astound you the
Artificial flavors all around you

Special j's here to save you with the artificial flavor
J gueverra's here to save you
From the artificial flavor!

2 Skinnee J's - You're A Champion

Majestic,
You guessed it
A natural born winner
Like bruce jenner
You can stretch it
But the skinnee j is thinner
Tim cues up the tape,
Here's a tip try latham
Not latham we box 'em
And we wrap em so
Bring these beats with trash
Can snares reverse high hats,
Studio demolition may day
It's a j day when we say
Hey hey stumpy johnson sets the pace
And we still roll the place
Well you just heard the serve,
But here's my volley
We double up your pleasure,
Like bhoutros bhoutros gahli
So forget about your first
And second guesses
And if you want to join the circle,
Just order breakfast
Pass the baton to the next and run along
Try a mile in my shoes
And get used
To the phenomenon
On and on like a triathalon
Step to podium, whose the real champion

You're a champion
You're a champion
You're a champion
You're a champion

You're all champions
You're all champions
You're all champions
You're all champions

Here i goes,
I flows like a nose in january
Fuck it
Drop the bomb like the bucket at the prom in carrie
Swing like a chimp,
Slam like champ
When i grow fat and old they're gonna put me on a postage stamp
I take chances,
I never take shorts
I grab the microphone just for the sport
Like soccer
Dribble up the middle and i rock ya
From cape town to uptown
I'm burning like vodka
On your tongue
When i brung
Poetry like suess
When horton heard me,
They agreed to turn him loose
My cup runeth over with the versus til they spilling
I like to rhyme like michael loves children

I kick the rhymes like pele
From the outside i'm a striker
Stronger than caffeine
I make the hyped get hyper
My pythons are viper,
My optics fibres
I'll throw you to the mat like i'm rowdy roddy piper
Spell check in effect,
My rhymes comes corrected
So bring your champion out,
Run your race
Stake your claim
And collect it
Like greg lougainous,
Gay and famous,
He gets the gold, like amays amazes.

You're a champion
You're a champion
You're a champion
You're a champion

You're all champions
You're all champions
You're all champions
You're all champions

2 Skinnee J's - Wild Kingdom

Here's the confessions of an unrepentant skinnee
From the depths of my soul
In my hole in new york city
I arose from my frozen abode
In the north came forth on course
And write my rhymes from the source
To delight dr. lecter i'll recite some invective of my own
Here's my quid pro quo omens and portents
Have come forth in torrents
It's time to realize my rise
Has been foretold
From the sticks to the streets
I beat a path that'll last
I came to nyc by the way of the pasture
Naive and pure,
I stepped from the steppes
From the pie to the apple
Like ming it's merciless
But my mastery of majesty brings tragedy
My mastery of majesty brings tragedy
My insanity loves company
So i stray into the fray
Cause the chaos comforts
But some of thee in front of me
Want to rumble the fauna, causing trauma
In the jungle i be
The lion in winter,
The hinterland
Dweller accapella
Dash fast like a sprinter
Test me like litmus,
But witness the fitness
Of my wit
Quick come get with this

The sun comes up and i run with the animals
Enter wild kingdom
The sun goes down and i run from the cannibals
Enter wild kingdom

The sun comes up and i run with the animals
Enter wild kingdom
The sun goes down and i run from the cannibals
Enter wild kingdom

Due to my ability
To flow with agility
I take my place amongst the nobility
But fuck the futility,
My mobility is upwards
But my cupboards be bare like hubbard's
And it's killing me
Stress make me pound my chest like a gorrilla
Be to prove my verility
Search for sense and sensibility
Like austin
I lost in philly, d.c.
Or boston
So i jet back to willy b
But trust in me,
Like kaa said to mowgli
I've escaped the snake like houdini,
So hold me enthralling,
I'm calling like the wild 100% intelligent man-child
Now i'm making ends
And i'm trying to make ends meet
Hoping that the enemy and lurking
Where my friends be to feed
On em like a frenzy of pirhannas
While some silly sallies
Dilly dally
Like the lama make no mistake,
I'll frustrate them when they hunt me
More underground than salman rushdie
My learning's obscuring like jude
I want to walk like you,
I want to talk like you
So what's the hullaballoo,
We've got the bear necessities
I'll secure you're secrets with my opens
And my sesames effervescently sent to inlay,
Rhizomes,
Like jim jones says hey,
Koolaid

The sun comes up and i run with the animals
Enter wild kingdom

The sun goes down and i run from the cannibals
Enter wild kingdom

The sun comes up and i run with the animals
Enter wild kingdom

The sun goes down and i run from the cannibals
Enter wild kingdom

2 Skinnee J's - The Whammy

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Look deep into my iris,,
Its the reason on wet papyrus,
Your mind is bliss the hieroglyphs
Are explicit.
Ancient arts are a part of existence.
Drive through the tribe
Of the vibe of terrorist blast
Through the true blue like selouvious.
It's the source of my voice be the key to big enhances
Now you dances like uva,
Like dumpling its fabulous,
Like the coming miraculous,
Ain't it something
How we do with gumption
Its a safe assumption
That we get the party bumping,
Small wonder itching under my influence
Its over i'm taking over in increments,
I look tight in my vice like miami,
The super powered ocean gets ya moving to the power of the whammy.

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

Get down,
Get down,
Listen to the sound

The power of suggestions
Got you on your knees depression.
Dimensions will rise
Before your eyes disguise
To initial dui's
You try to fight your face
Influenced by undermind,
You spread to the head like inspection.
The ghost in my throat
Towards an infection.
The conventions between resistance and absence.
You will power. we vanquish the masses
Like allies to ashes you dances.
You're tricked by the tricks you design,
The thoughts are racing around your mind,
More of which you is ritual,
We bring emerging energies
Forming mastered individuals.
With the nieve kid
Would he
Can he, ugh,
I hit him with the whammy.

2 Skinnee J's - The Good, The Bad, The Skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

The sun in the sky
And i know it was high noon
Hit the town center and enter the saloon
Six shooter by my side but i'm down by five
And the sign says j guevara dead or alive
Who shot the sheriff?
I swear it wasn't me
Case taken by mistake identity
Now deputies and mounties
Hunt my black ass for bounty
Now i'm jetting to avoid
These boba fetting fiends that hound me
There's a rally for an ally
With voice loud like town crier
On a steed name of tumbleweed
Arrives the pale rider
It's the honkee
On the donkey,
My compadre
Special j
J guevara knows the graveyard,
But i know the grave
We're guys in our disguises,
With our mustaches phoney
As we exit stage left
We go express like a pony
Then we're loose from the noose
And we're back in the saddle
Lil' bruto's in the pack
Of the riff raff and rabble

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

We're lost like atlantis
In this land of the lawless
Legendary mercenary
With an aim that is flawless
In a mess nonetheless
I confess like a sinner
Special j's got my back
While the buzzards got my innards,
For dinner
The cowards cower,
The brave brave the elements
I search the scenery for signs of intelligence
Is this the fate of the j's,
Special and guevara
Take our last breath of air
Up there on the sierra
Our hopes are dropping,
The temperature is rising
But look over there,
Where,
There on the horizon
A lone horseman
Approaches behold with gold from stagecoaches
And fortunes fortold
Now dreams of more clams
Than found by the seashore
Have got j and i digging graves like igor
But when the world divides
And men turn on their sons
Those with their shovels
And those with their guns

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

Badges,
We don't need no stinking badges

Badges,
We don't need no stinking badges

Badges,
We don't need no stinking badges

Badges,
We don't need no stinking badges

Badges,
We don't need no stinking badges
Where justice comes looser
Than swedish massages
Special j blowing up like a stick of dynamite
I'm the rootinest tootenist hombre
Since samuel yosemite
And i up the ante,
You cant beat the j vigilante
In the shanty
Bring inferno like dante,
Or disco or towering foes are endangered
Like manatees
I cause calamaties like jane

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee

It's the good
The bad
And the skinnee