Dave Matthews Band – Gaucho

Oh my little baby
Let me show you this movie
You know we landed a man on the moon
I know it’s hard to imagine
But we could do anything
Under the stars.

DAVE DAYS – You Are A Pervert!

No I can’t believe that you actually clicked this
A perv like you, your life must be inflicted
But thanks for the view it really means a lot
That’s right, 1 mil, 2 mil, I’m still on top

So what’d you expect, I mean, this is YouTube
No naked girls here so I guess that you lose
Sorry! Just saying how it is
I’d love to see the look on the face of your kids ouch!

You are a pervert
You are a pervert
You are a pervert
Don’t deny [x2]

(Kick it TuPac)
I make mistakes, I learn from everyone
And when it’s said and done
I bet this Brother be a better one
If I upset you, don’t stress
Never forget, that God hasn’t finished with me yet
I feel his hand on my brain
When I write rhymes, I go blind, and let the lord do his thang
But am I less holy
’cause I choose to puff a blunt and drink a beer with my homies

You are a pervert
You are a pervert
You are a pervert
Don’t deny [x2]

Oh by the way if you clicked on this then um…
You are a pervert don’t deny
Oh Oh yeah Wait wait wait what are you going? Oh yeah!
You are a pervert don’t deny
Go What!!

Don’t deny

DAVE DAYS – What Makes You Beautiful

[Verse 1]
You’re insecure,
Don’t know what for,
You’re turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don’t need make-up, (no!)
To cover up, (oh!)
Being the way that you are is enough,

[Bridge]
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
The way you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know,
oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
No, oh oh,
That’s what makes you beautiful

[Verse 2]
So c-come on,
You’ve got it wrong,
To prove I’m right,
I put it into this song,
I don’t know why, (no oh!)
You’re being shy, (oh oh!)
And turn away when I look into your eye eye eyes,

[Bridge]
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
The when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
No, oh oh,
That’s what makes you beautiful

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Naa [x2]

[Middle 8]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
The way you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know,
Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
No, oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful

DAVE DAYS – We’re Just Kids

I messed up but I won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We got plenty of time to figure it out

I’m a mess
I’m a wreck
Worked hard to be
Had enough
Screwed it up
But the blame on me
Doors locked left the light on in my bedroom
I won’t be home tonight

Oh they tried to tell me (wrote it all out)
Their words went through me (fell the ground)
I must have missed the message (won’t let it go)
And fell overboard

I fucked up but won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

Unprepared
Hardly care
Know that it’ll work out
Wasted time
Far behind
Got my head in the clouds
I feel on top of the world and I’m not looking down

Oh they tried to tell me (wrote it all out)
Their words went through me (fell the ground)
I must have missed the message (won’t let it go)
And fell overboard

I fucked up but won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

We’re just kids

Waiting for the answers
Holding on to hope
Running out of chances
Won’t let it go, won’t let it go

Waiting for the answers
Holding on to hope
Running out of chances
Won’t let it go, won’t let it go

(I messed up but I won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We got plenty of time to figure it out)

I fucked up but won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

I fucked up but won’t stop now
We will become the greats of the worst mistakes
Won’t fail to let you down
We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

DAVE DAYS – Tube It

Off like a rocket, and now you can’t stop it
Chad and Steve wrote a song
You can post a video, you can be the star
Everyone will watch you, no matter who you are
Now the world will see it, and seein’ is believin’
Believe it or not, but you can bet we’re never leavin’
It’s power to the people, cuz’ I got the power
My 15 minutes just turned into an hour

Revolution’s everywhere, I can smell the fear
Media moguls look out ‘cuz we’re here
Changing the world in a whole new way,
Everybody stand up (no thanks)

Tube it, tube it, everybody doing it
Make a video and let your mind flow
Around the world it’s all the craze
Subscribe to Dave Days.

We know we got the power but what’re we gonna do
We know we want to change the world but what do we wanna change it to
We gotta stop the killin’, we got to feed the kids,
We know we can’t look away and leave it like it is

Revolution’s everywhere, I can smell the fear
Media moguls look out ‘cuz we’re here
Changing the world in a whole new way
Everybody stand up

Tube it, tube it, everybody doing it
Make a video and let your mind flow
Around the world it’s all the craze
Subscriber to Dave Days

Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
It’s all a craze
Off like a rocket
Now you can’t stop it
Now you can’t stop it
Off like a rocket
Off like a rocket
Now you can’t stop it
Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody’s doing it
It’s all a craze
Off like a rocket now you can’t stop it
It’s all a craze
Subscribe to Dave Days

DAVE DAYS feat. Kimmi Smiles – Olive You

Can’t get the words out of my mouth
That little feeling everyone talks about
The things you say like I miss your face
I wanna let you know but I can’t get the words to go so

Olive you and everything you do
What two words can mean afraid to say the other three
Olive you the words are coming true
I don’t know what to say but olive you

Can’t fight the feeling I feel inside
I try to tell you but I always hide
The things you say like I want you to stay right
Here by my side and let the words slide

Olive you and the little things you do
What two words can mean afraid to say the other three
Olive you the words are coming true
I don’t know what to say but olive you

You wanna tell me but I don’t know how to say it
I’ll let it out what’s been on my mind
Those two words need an I love…

I love you and everything you do
These two words mean what I meant to say with three
I love you never felt so smooth
All I can say is I love you

(Olive you olive you olive you)
I love you
(Olive you olive you olive you)
I love you
(Olive you olive you olive you)
I love you
(Olive you olive you olive you)
I love you

David Archuleta – Crush

I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside
It was a rush
What a rush
‘Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way
About me
It’s just too much
Just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized
So mesmerized
And I’ve just got to know

[chorus:]
Do you ever think
When you’re all alone
All that we could be?
Where this thing could go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you?
Are you holding back
Like the way I do?
‘Cause I’m trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain’t going
Away
Going away

Has it ever crossed your mind
When we’re hanging,
Spending time, girl, are we just friends?
Is there more?
Is there more? (Is there more)
See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take
‘Cause I believe that we can make this
Into something that’ll last
Last forever
Forever

[chorus]

Why do I keep running from the truth?
(Why do I keep running)
All I ever think about is you
(All I ever think about)
You got me hypnotized
(Hypnotized)
So mesmerized
(mesmerized)
And I’ve just got to know

Do you ever think (ever think)
When your all alone (all alone)
All that we could be,
Where this thing could go (goooo)
Am i crazy or falling in love, (crazy)
Is this real or just another crush (another crush)
Do you catch a breath,
When i look at you,
Are you holding back,
Like the way i do,
Cause’ i’m tryin tryin to walk away,
But i know this crush aint’ going
Away ya ya ya yaaa (this crush ain’t)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa (goin’ away)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa (when you’re all alone
All that we could be,
Where this thing could go (going awayyyy)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa

Dave Days – Never Gonna Stop

I got 100 in my slot we ain’t about to stop
Imma keep keep climbing pull JB off that towering top
Yeah watch me go perpetually Imma die before we ever quit
In a difference of Mark and Jesse, I’m CEO BEEP!
Got internet no wire got some-more AU on my table
We got that sound subterraneous like we’re gripping secrets from a label
I’m not most of a rapper so let me swat it up
I’m going behind to a destiny once my time appurtenance rolls up
Imma never gonna stop Imma lay low subterraneous make it out on top
Imma never gonna stop Imma fly to a moon ’cause that’s how we walk
It’s my Timothy and a time machine
We ain’t got no time for no play queens
Spit ill lyrics and comedy
And my room is a place where your mom be
Yo Dave Days how hitch we go collect adult De De
We don’t caring what we contend say
‘Cause we creation so most compensate pay
Giving adult is not an choice not while I’m alive
It’s mocking ’cause I’m Asian though we got a drive
To a fans display adore appreciate we and magnify you
And to haters articulate Shhhiiiii… we can STFU!
I be removing them dollars like I’m dancing on a stage
Watch a wheels keep branch for these hamsters in a cage
Sink my teeth into a night never resting in a day
Sun we can never bake me I’ve invested in some shades
Clap for a radical no I’ve never been fearful Que a insane sid a cade?

DAVE DAYS – My Youtube Song

When I wake up every day, I get on Youtube and check my front page
I scroll I scroll and what do I see, Oh what a surprise I don’t see me!
Youtube Youtube oh oh Youtube Youtube
All I want to do is sit in my room and Youtube Youtube…today
All my video views ain’t so high why the heck wont you subscribe to me!
I’m so alone
Youtube Youtube oh oh Youtube Youtube
All I want to do is sit in my room and Youtube Youtube
Oh oh Youtube Youtube oh oh Youtube Youtube
All I want to do is sit in my room and Youtube Youtube …today…today…today…Go.
Youtube Youtube oh oh Youtube Youtube
All I want to do is sit in my room and Youtube Youtube

DAVE DAYS – My Last Song For Miley

This has been going on
Each second I look you’re gone
You’re not calling
It’s time for me to move on
My friends were right all along
You keep falling away
Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying
As much as I make believe
You’re not really here with me
What was I thinking from the beginning
You didn’t care at all
So here’s your last song
I can leave it all behind
Or take another chance to find you
No where in sight
Going to the movies alone
Every scene that’s shown
Reminds me of you Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying
As much as I make believe
You’re not really here with me
What was I thinking from the beginning
You didn’t care at all
All that’s left are the memories
Constantly haunting me
I’m giving up it’s time to grow up
You’re not around and we’re not in love
Laying around in around in this hotel room
Too much to think about nothing to do
She’s not coming back she’s not coming back she’s not coming back
As much as I make believe
Something in side of me
Has got me hoping got me thinking
Who am I to assume
This love is crazy
Unpredictable maybe
You’ll melt my heart like you did from the start
All over again like it’s not the end
So here’s your last song
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out

DAVE DAYS – Last Song

This has been going on
Each second I look you’re gone
You’re not calling
It’s time for me to move on
My friends were right all along
You keep falling away

Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying

As much as I make believe
You’re not really here with me
What was I thinking from the beginning
You didn’t care at all

So here’s your last song

I can leave it all behind
Or take another chance to find you
No where in sight
Going to the movies alone
Every scene that’s shown
Reminds me of you

Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying

As much as I make believe
You’re not really here with me
What was I thinking from the beginning
You didn’t care at all
All that’s left are the memories
Constantly haunting me
I’m giving up it’s time to grow up
You’re not around and we’re not in love

Laying around in around in this hotel room
Too much to think about nothing to do
She’s not coming back she’s not coming back

As much as I make believe
Something in side of me
Has got me hoping got me thinking
Who am I to assume

This love is crazy
Unpredictable maybe
You’ll melt my heart like you did from the start
All over again like it’s not the end

So here’s your last song

Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out

DAVE DAYS – Last Friday Night

Laptop chargers in my bed
Notifications in my head
Sunlight all up in my room
Better tweet before I’m doomed!
I smell like cats and clothes
I can’t wait to check my notes
Nothing better one can do
Re-blog me, I’ll re-blog you

Pictures of last night ended up online
They’re true… partially
It’s a blacked out blur
But I’m one hundred percent sure that it ruled

Yeah!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I’m cool ‘cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I’m all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night

Trying to connect the dots
Seriously, this game is boss
Unfortunately I just lost
Feeling hungry, applesauce
Spilled it on my keyboard
Now I can’t tweet anymore
Wait, I got another one
This party is so much fun

Pictures of last night ended up online
They’re true, it was crazy
It’s a blacked out blur
But I’m one hundred percent sure that it ruled

Yeah!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I’m cool ‘cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I’m all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night

T-G-I-F!
T-G-I-F!
T-G-I-F!
W-T-F!?!

This is the end of my life
Now I have to go outside
Can barely open up my eyes
Oh, frik my life

Whoa…
Is that a girl?
No way!
She’s got internet!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I’m cool ‘cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I’m all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night…

Next Friday night

DAVE DAYS – Katie’s Song

I don’t know anything about you.
But I know you like the Eagles and Kelly Clarkson, too.
Even though the Eagles suck, I still think we should… LOL!??! HANG OUT SOMETIME
(gottcha)
If only that’s what i meant to say…

Katie You’re so cute.
If anyone’s opinion matters it’s an opinion made by you.
Oh Katie you’re so cute.
Don’t tell LisaNova she’ll be pissed.

So where should we go on our first date?
I’m thinking Stickam. I’ll see you at 8!
I hope theres no delay
Remember what happened to Alan…

DAVE DAYS – First Kiss

She’s walking over to me I’m too scared to move or look in her eyes
She wants to see me tonight

I’m counting down the minutes they pass like hours stuck in time
Stomachs filled with butterflies

(Is it cool if I kiss you)
I’m counting on chances
(Is it cool if I kiss you)
I’m waiting on time

Is it cool if I kiss you now maybe some way some how
Tell me that you want me more than I know

Hold your breath we don’t need to know whats next
I just want to live this moment with you tonight

Can’t sleep can’t wait to wake up, no I can’t wait to start my day
Knowing I will see your face
Over thinking feeling nervous hope I don’t slip and screw this up
Worst of all I’d fall in love

(Is it cool if I kiss you)
I’m counting on chances
(Is it cool if I kiss you)
I’m waiting on time

Is it cool if I kiss you now maybe some way some how
Tell me that you want me more than I know

Hold your breath we don’t need to know whats next
I just want to live this moment with you tonight

I want to live this moment with you
I want this moment to last forever
(Is it cool if I kiss you)

I want to live this moment with you
I want this moment to last forever
(Is it cool if I kiss you)

I want to live this moment with you
I want this moment to last forever
(Is it cool if I kiss you)

Is it cool if I kiss you now maybe some way some how
Tell me that you want me more than I know

Hold your breath we don’t need to know whats next
I just want to live this moment with you tonight

DAVE DAYS – Down

You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control,

So leave it behind cause we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape.

So baby don’t worry, you are my only,
You wont be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You’ll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down,

Just let it be, come on and bring your body next to me,
Ill take you away, hey, turn this place into our private getaway,

So leave it behind cause we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape,

(So why don’t we run away)

I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you until you love me.
Baby there’s no other superstar you know that I’ll be.
I promise I’ll be kind but I won’t stop until that girl is mine.
Baby you’ll be famous chase you down until you love me.

Stuck in a Furniture Store

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million home supplies
Appeared and taught me how to live

I test out every bed
Look! I’m on a movie set
You’d think me straight
I just can’t help but frolic

I like to make myself believe
That I could die here happy
Everything I’d ever need is right in front of me
I think there’s something wrong with this TV
Nap time..

I take a thousand steps
When do these arrows end
Either Deja Vu or I’ve been here before

These employees are jerks
And there arrows don’t freaking work
Because if they did I wouldn’t be asking you
How to get out of here!!

I like to make myself believe
These magic arrows help me
With every step I’m lost again
My legs can’t walk no more
I don’t think they have an exit door
How is this a lamp?!?

I find it kind of hard to believe
That there’s a food court right next to me
If i never left how did I get here
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
Nobody inside made it out!
What are you looking at?!

My points of latitude and longitude are
30 north 100 west
I’ll be on the couch that’s on your left

I like to make myself believe
That somebody will save me

DAVE DAYS – Don’t Let Go

Summer came to an end,
We’re saying good bye to friends,
We met this month,
We’ll keep in touch,
I wish time would stop instead.

‘Cause I don’t wanna say good bye,
When I’m caught up in your eyes.
I wanna stay like this,
Like our first kiss,
That brought my heart to life.

Don’t let go,
Tell her something she won’t let go.
She may never know.
So tell her,
I should tell her,
Before my heart explodes.
Don’t let go,
I won’t let you go.

The nights are getting cold,
And the days are hard to hold.
You’re months away and miles from me,
But the memory’s still gold.
I think about them all the time,
That summer when you were mine.
Before I caved in, my words felt thin,
Don’t wanna say good bye.
(Why did I say goodbye?)

Don’t let go,
Tell her something she won’t let go.
She may never know.
So tell her,
I should tell her,
Before my heart explodes.
Don’t let go,
I won’t let you go.

Please take me back to summer,
So I can let you know,
This year’s been such a bummer,
Because I let you go.
Please take me,
(Please take me)
Back to summer,
(So I can)
So I can let you know,
This year’s been,
(This year’s been)
Such a bummer,
(I’ve gotta)
I’ve gotta let you know.

Don’t,
(I won’t)
Let,
(Let go)
Go.
Tell her something she won’t,
(I won’t)
Let,
(Let go)
Go.
She may never know.
So tell her,
I should tell her,
Before my heart explodes.
(Before my heart explodes)
Don’t let go.
I won’t let you go.

DAVE DAYS feat. Alex Goot & Chad Sugg – Call Me Maybe

I threw a wish in the well
Don’t ask me I’ll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you’re in my way
I’d trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this
But now you’re in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans, skin was showin’
Hot night, wind was blowin’
Where you think you’re going baby?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
And all the other girls try to chase me
But here’s my number, so call me maybe

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still you’re in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
But it’s in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans, skin was showin’
Hot night, wind was blowin’
Where you think you’re going baby?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
And all the other girls try to chase me
But here’s my number, so call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so so bad

It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number, so call me maybe

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
And all the other girls, that want my babies
Here’s my number, so call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me maybe

DAVE DAYS – Boyfriend

If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go
I could take you places that you’ve probably been before
Baby take a chance cause you really oughta know
I got money in my hands but I’m tryna save most of it

Swag swag swag on your face
Chilling on the couch while we’re eating Chickfila
I don’t know about you but it’s me that you know
So if you know then I don’t know what you know cause I know you know… KICK IT

Does it turn you on when I sing like this
Hey girl I’m talking to you

If I was your boyfriend I’d make you dinner every night
Take you to the movies I hope it’s cool if you buy
I could be a gentleman and open the door for you
Yeah I’d open that door for you

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t
Buzz Lightyear can’t fly and everybody knows
Look I’m not tryna fight but I know that I’m right
Sorry if I made you mad maybe this’ll make you glad MWAH
Girlfriend girlfriend you could be my girlfriend
And I could make you toast till the muthafuckin world ends
Baby you could be the one less lonely girl for me
Yo when I’m feeling lost I secretly listen to 1D SWAGGIE

Give me a chance cause you’re all I need girl
Spend a week with you boy I’ll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man I’d never leave you girl
I just want to love and treat you right.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

DAVE DAYS – 8 Years Apart

We’re 8 years apart.
Don’t play with my heart.
It won’t work out.
We’re 8 years apart.
I should have known from the start.
It won’t work out.

I won’t let them arrest you.
I’ll always protect you.
The older guys don’t treat you right.
You’re searching for someone but you have found no one.
I could be there tonight.

She said, Are you really 18? I need to see some I’d on that one.
Oh look at all this scruff.
This fluffity scruffy scruff.
I’m 18… almost 19!

You’re leading me on.
Gurl, you’re leading me on.
And I’m not that strong.

She said, Once you hit 18 we can go mating…
That’s too long! That’s too long!
Oh I could take you to prom.
Just let me ask my mom she could drive us.
I guess we’ll go our own ways until I come of age.

DAVE DAYS – 7 Things

I probably shouldn’t say this.
Because my friends think that I’m weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can’t hear.
It’s because you’re cardboard. I’m always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can’t they see.
And you’re still standing in the same way.
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don’t fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You’re fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute.

It’s awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious! You’re delirious? She is cardboard
She can’t hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk!
She’s been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

The 7 things I like about you.
You’re hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you’re hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can’t wait till Chris is gone!; -)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it’s alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.