3 Minute Hero - Trailer Park

single-wide, double-wide
up on bricks
single-wide, double-wide
in the sticks
single-wide, double-wide
built a kennel
single-wide, double-wide
for my pit bull
single-wide, double-wide
i'm a winner
single-wide, double-wide
tv dinner
single-wide, double-wide
got no life
single-wide, double-wide
my mother is my wife
trailer park

3 Minute Hero - The Ska (Ska For Moms)

the ska is a dance
que nosotros bailamos
que decemo mos tragles
con tu amor
con tu amor
yo bailare

3 Minute Hero - Sno Cone Of Luv

just me and my dear old madre
walkin through the state fair on a dusty day
snortin cotton candy and pointin out the freaks
that are strollin up and down the garbage strewn midway
we secretly laughed at the black toothed man
ho works at the boothe where you throw the balls
for the cheap stuffed animals god i felt like i could win them all
(sno cone of love)
(get your ticketes and stand in line for the sno cone of love)
corn dogs mingled with dust and sweat make
a horrid taste but i can't get enough
the recipe makes me hallucinate my own sno cone of love
you see it for a second then it's gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don;t think that you understand
that when it's your time, watch carefully (sno cone of love)
the vision came with the force of a thousand horses --
steeds of rage and might
while others watched ponies swirling til they died
in that cloudy moonless night
the churning lights of the ferris wheel will blind the wise
and confound the fools
but i saw the light, i felt the love -- their eyes were murky pools
my day at the dusty state fair
left me with some questions and some memories
vague recollections of what i ate
and the endless march of petting zoo ponies
i secretly laugh at the black toothed man
whose eyes were clear and focused above
at the rotating lights above my foggy head
was it his own sno cone of love?
you see it for a second then it's gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don't think you understand
that when it's your time, watch carefully
(right this way for the sno cone of love)

3 Minute Hero - Rude Girl

last saturday night the gang was hangin out
only two dollars to our name
thin black tie and polished shoooes
we were out playin the game
jeff pointed out the lass in the dress
said "she was the one to be had"
all the guys were talkin about her
said, "man she looked bad in plaid"
rude girl, met her at dance hall party
dancing, swinging round everybody
rude girl, watching her steal the show
walked up, said hello, asked her to dance and she said, "let's go"
she hopped it up and she stepped it down
must've been the best rude girl in town
the band was hot but she kept her cool
made the other dancers look like fools
joe and luke were talkin jive in the back
the horns were doing their thing
but jay was doing double takes and watching that rude girl swing
one o'clock came and the dance was done
the band was ready to hit the town
i searched round and round the club
but rude girl was nowhere to be found
rude girl, haven't seen her since the dance last week
i began wondering, what's the future for her and me
rude girls, a pack of them walking by
at a glance, a new one caught my eye
[chorus]

3 Minute Hero - Tangerine

eat the tangerine
eat the tangerine
eat the tangerine
..it will treat you well
when i was young i used to read the funny papers and i'd
eat my tangerine and
when i was done i'd be rolling on the floor laughing at the
funny things that i had seen but
there was one strip yeah it filled me full of hatred and i
think you know you know what i mean
it was the circle at the bottom with those circle headed kids by
that yellow bellied mother scratcher -- bil keane
that's why i.....
[chorus]
used to have a job -- nothing special it paid five twenty-five
every so often a customer'd walk in
just to remind me that i was alive
but then one day my boss said, "jeff, grab a chair" --
he said "i'm gonna have to take you take you aside"
well the dirty bastard fired me but lucky for him
i had my tangerine to keep me from homicide
that's why i....
[chorus]