ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) feat. DJ Clay & AMB – Whoop!

[Chorus X2]
WHOOP I cant get
WHOOP this wicked shit
WHOOP out my system
WHOOP and it ain’t never quittin’

JUGGALO JUGGALO I don’t wash my pants, I’m a SCRUBBALO
Bitch, this the wicked shit
Just bumpin’ this’ll get you a fat lip
Another card is comin’
Gettin’ your guard or somethin’
Start runnin’
I break off into 6 mini ninjas
Cut through your neck across many inches
The bass rattle my balls I cant help it
Spit so hard on the mic I melt it
I’m legendary scary
Make the tooth fairy pussy hairy
Shoot you in the head
I’m Michigan military
Stick my boot up your dingleberry and marry
Bust you in the head with a hammer like tom and jerry
AMB and Clay with the 3 claw attack
Big J in the back
With the fully auto mac like

[Chorus X2]

I love the haters, they hate us cuz the shit we do is so fresh,
Underground, love n rep beneath the surface,
Runnin and keep it wicked with JUGGALO’S and ‘LETTES,
Because we keepin it family till the fuckin death,
Blow the blow the roof off this bitch
If we WHOOP one more time then someones wig splits,
WHOOP like its easy WHOOP with AMBeezy,
WHOOP with ICP and DJ CLeezy
WHOOP its young wicked in the hatchet crew,
If my boys ain’t down with a rapper I’ma clap ‘em too,
Who the fuck could it be? OT
Hoes in the beat
Dead fallin’ from the mic to my feet,
Ill beat yo head into the street
With no mask on the surveillance tape,
The cops got a good look at my face,
Holdin the sign with the mixtape release date

[Chorus X2]

Bone stub I spit that wicked blood
Flowin out my mouth as I do my thing and kick it
My steel I keeps it hella real
Head up I cut myself everytime I make the kill
Let the truth be told your girly loves it
Send her over, cuz I be like fuck it, I let her know
Chokin and stabbin her face like its nothin
Muthafucker I ain’t frontin its murder lovin like
WHOOP
Throw your hands up if you aint JUGGALO
Burn a hole in the carpet when you hit the flo’
We WHOOP we roll, no need to ask questions
Turn on your local news top story at eleven
Make the world stop, dead on its axis
Hatchet swingin so fast make it spin backwards
Body count risin faster than your eye blink
We got the [?] and blood, you just added the ink

[Chorus X4]

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Where’s God?

Innocent……….folks
Innocent……….folks
Folks..
Innocent……….folks
Innocent……….folks
Folks..
Innocent folks wrong place at the wrong time,
Doing bids or drawn in a chalk line, little kids crossing the bridge too young,
Some tortured before they come, {damn}
Evil is here, the boogie man too,
You don’t own a gun, man you should plan to,
Am I looking at shxt negatively,
Crib death mom ain’t got shxt left,
How the fxck is shxt fair out here,
Homeless family froze on the stairs, where’s God bumping his ipod,
It’s odd, I’ll be the lightning rod,
I wanna know,
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God?
Where’s God, when shxt goes down?i wanna know,
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God?
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}
Are we all be tested fail me then,
So much fxcked up shxt where to begin,
Some kids are born with a silver spoon,
Others born with a needle & a world of doom,
Little girl found duct taped & raped, & the killer escaped God give me a break,
I want to keep believing but it’s a struggle,
Let Jake & jack jeckel juggle,
Drunk drivers killing Iraq survivors, he can’t interfere, then why’s he here?,
After years of feeling like nobody cares,
Most of us switch gears on Him, Cheers,
Cheers……
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God?
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right} cheers….
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God?
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}
Children fire, everybody dies,
As a preacher explains & I roll my eyes,
This game tryin’ to make sense of madness,
For a ray of hope in a world of sadness,
I get it, we all need hope to cope,
But collection plate money goes to dope,
I cling by a finger & I’ll admit it,
Most of it is bullshxt, & I don’t get it,
If he was up there chillin’,
Lettin’ this happen,
Doin’ nuttin’,
He’d be in need of a slappin’,
But we’re all clueless to how it works,
There are no experts & that’s what hurts,
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God? {we need Him here} where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God? {we need Him here}
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}

“There’s not an individual who’s ever confessed Christ, who has not but one time or another, said the wrong thing, thought the wrong thing, done the wrong thing, & I don’t care how saved you are”

Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God? {we need Him here}
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}
Where’s God? {pitiful that}
Where’s God? {we need Him here}
Where’s God, when shxt goes down? {it ain’t right}
{pitiful that}

I still believe…..

It ain’t right,
Pitiful that,
We need him here,
It ain’t right

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – When I’m Clownin’

[Violent J]
I get silly
Like something lace my philly
Been known to pop a pilly
And cop a check with billy
(When I’m Clownin)
My heart beat poundin
I sweat so much I’m drownin
Because my shows astoundin
And faygo grape I’m downin
(When I’m Clownin)
Aabrakadabra alakazam what have ya,
Quick slight of hand I stab ya
Demons crawl out and grab ya
(When I’m Clownin)
There’s plenty laughing
Blood on the walls what happened?
A massive murder stabbin
Cuz wicked shit I’m blabbin
(When I’m Clownin)
Shit come alive
And don’t no one survive
Off the light rig I dive
And this shit ain’t no jive
(When I’m Clownin)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I’m Psycoilly
Snatch out your icy grilly
I owes the mob a milly
Bout to knock off a chillys
(When I’m Clownin)
Mad hoes I’m springin
They want my dingalingin (ooh let’s fuck)
They singin I keep my hatchet swingin’
(When I’m Clownin)
I I I’m super sick
Bones o bobber shoot you quick
Why you cuz youz a dick

(VJ – is he dead?)

Poke him use a stick
(When I’m Clownin)
I’m heavy high powered
Mad energy devoured
The whole milky way sour
Let my acid rain shower
(When I’m Clownin)
Everything’s a joke
That angels wings are broke
So hot to speak a spoke
I freak this till I croak

[Clown noises]

Clowinin’

Wicked wicked clowns!

Clownin’

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – The Mighty Death Pop

Party
It’s what you choose.
Wild and wicked, you abuse
Well fuck it
No need to heed
The hell with caution increase the speed
Push it
Impress the west
Run up and tell you ain’t bought the dress
You crazy
Don’t care about nuttin
We’ll see when that coffee’s shuttin

[Chorus:]
We’re the mighty death pop.
Everything stop
You either rise or drop
(Livin on the wild side,
Just hope it’s a long ride)
We’re the mighty death pop.
Everything stop
You either rise or drop
(You keep prayin he will come
When it all shuts off, you done)
Rock on
Drop that confetti
The death pop’s when you ain’t ready
Hey, thanks, I hope you don’t get sacked
He comes, we’ll perform (the death pop)
Let your balls hang out if you wanna
But don’t cry when they get kicked (get kicked)
The black out’s sudden end to your party
The mighty death pop happens quick
Every day throw it up, celebrate life
Cause that shit could pop tonight
Make noise
If he hears about you
Suddenly we’re without you

When it goes pop
And then it goes pop
And then it goes…
You crazy ass fool
You mean to stop
So what, you on top
(THE MIGHTY DEATH POP)
Yeah, and he goes by request
Live life a train wreck
If you want the trouble
He’ll pop your bubble
And then drop you
On the double
Believe it your buzzer
It’s gettin pushed
He loves the risky rock n roll
Who gives a fuck

When it goes pop
And then it goes pop
When it goes pop
And then it goes

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – The Blasta

I was maybe 13
They was hurtful and mean
Specially this one fucker Kurt Greene
Fucked with me in the hallways
Always (Abused loser)
They would all say
I walked in the lunchroom
I’m getting punched soon
If Kurt Greene sees me here comes doom
This time he spit on the back of my head
My face turned red as the laughter spread

Daddy has a gun in his closet
Way up in a black box
It’s too bad because he lock it
Along with all of his crack rocks
(Fuck it)

Ice pick in my hand up early in the AM
Kurt’s at the bus stop snuck up one plus
Stuck him in the temple simple disaster
That was the debut of the bully blasta

You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta

I was 22 and the army’s calling
I’m lifeless out her so I’m all in
And my drill sergeant is barking orders
And I’m sharing my living quarters
With a big-time prick from Oklahoma
I can’t stand him or his aroma
Big thick dick jock in his drawers he flexed
They all kiss his ass they don’t wanna be next

I never thought the blasta would be back
But he has to we need that

He pissed in my bed
I jumped in laid wet in the laughter Blood pumping
He snores like a bear but tonight was nice
We all slept like babies with his windpipe slice
I did it, with a straight blade razor
And my bully blasta behavior

You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta

You spaz [x6]

I got a family now I put it all behind me
My son gets picked on now, and it reminds me
Of murder, the bully soon came up missing
I spoke to my son I had an intuition
“Did you have anything to do with this?”
He gave me no answer just a hug and a kiss
And said “Don’t worry dad everything will be fine
Just you pay it no mind, it’s all over”

And at work my boss is a bastard
He comes to the office halfway plastered
Bitchin abusing all the women and testing
But we accept it because of the recession

He groped my wife at the office party
I stood up for her he swore he’d fire me
I threw him off the balcony 13th floor
I guess I’m a bully blasta forevermore

You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) feat. Tech N9ne, Hopsin – Skreeem!

Good news
We coming
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah!
Hopsin!
Wicked Clowns!
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah!
Tech N9ne!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J:]
SO WE GO phantom lungs
Southwest strangla here he come’s
And I’m the duke here to rock the place
Crack a faygo & sock your face
Let’s run to the graveyard quick, fast
Dig up a body & kick it’s ass
Live life like some kind of dream
That your face get off & SKREEEM!!!
Psychopathic, luni bad shit
Off with your head when I swing my hatchet
Once it’s gone you can’t reattach it
Volleyball it, toss & catch it
One of my nutbag itch, I scratch it
Your soul, right out your throat I snatch it
Juggalo love can nothing match it
Blew out my mattress fucking fat chicks
You never been cute bitch scrub life
Till’ my dick shoot goob on your dumb wife
When the hate on my group I become hype
Stab your belly in a suit with one knife
Deep in my head pressure rises
But we love being who the world despises
(AHHHHH!)
And that’s a just a taste
Inhale it bust one nut out on your face

[Chorus:]
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
What the fuck like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Busting up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Up & up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
They can’t stand me but can’t command me

[Hopsin:]
Hey bitch hopsin’s here
Stick your tongue when my cock is near
I ain’t about shit but alot of nonsense yeah
I’m a asshole hoe & I’m not sincere
Come sit on my lap your a hot mess dear
Your face kind of ripples alot that’s weird
I can tell feces smell that’s all over your breath you’ve been smoking alot pot this year
What I’m yelling out I’m a motherfucking beast & a freak when it’s usually the truth
(True)
And I can give it to you anyway that you want it baby just let me know what you want me to do
I’ma keep it raw (Raw)
I’ma keep it ill (Ill)
I’ma a psycho so I never want to chill (Chill)
I figure by looking at me that you would know the deal
My penis is hard wy don’t you come & feel
Oh my goodness it’s coming

[Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J:]
I feel it building in me
(It’s coming)
I’ma let it go, fast
(It’s coming)
So much weight on my shoulders
(It’s coming)
Let my volco blast
(It’s coming)
I just can’t keep it in me
(It’s coming)
This shit I can’t get passed
(It’s coming)
So much stacked up against me
Snap. At. Last. Just.

[Chorus:]
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
What the fuck like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Busting up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Up & up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
They can’t stand me but can’t command me

They can’t stand me but can’t command me
They can’t stand me but can’t command me
They can’t stand me but can’t command me
They can’t stand me but…
(The death pop)

[Tech N9ne:]
So damn sick I shock hoe’s
Fuck em’ that’s my motto
Said it gonna be done tomorrow
You fucking mothafackos’
All the mushroom’s ex & lean
It’ll never take away this dream
Check out the way that I bust a scene
Fucking the industry I’m making it scream
Hi motherfuckers
Wy motherfuckers
Thinking I can lose you can die motherfuckers
They saying I’m a thief & I’m a still a type of god?
Whoever saying it is a god damn lie
O-W-H-H!
Off with his head
You really don’t ever want to see the boss in the read
How can a stupid motherfucker talk when he dead?
I’m leaving you niggas deep in the mosh give me cred
For being a innovator
How long you’ve been a hater?
You want to start it up nigga I’ll be the generator
Telling your team this is a murder machine
Don’t intervene cause’ the drama I bring it’ll make a motherfucker

[Chorus:]
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
What the fuck like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Busting up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
Up & up like a wild banshee
SKREEEM!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
They can’t stand me but can’t command me
[2x]

[Boy 1:]
Ya’ll about to get SO beyond fucked up

[Boy 2:]
Yeah that’s what I’m saying go for it Tod!

[Girl 1:]
Haven’t you had enough Tod?

[Boy 1:]
Enough of your mouth, fix me up a fat rig

[Boy 2:]
Tod’s fucking crazy man he’s the shit he don’t give a fuck man that’s awesome

[Boy 3:]
Alright it’s ready this shit will for fucking elephant
Yeahh

[Girl 1:]
Tod!? your face, it’s turning blue!

[Boy 2:]
He’s fucking blue dude! Awesome!

[Boy 3:]
It’s called smurf it
You want the rest Tod or what?

[Boy 2:]
Yeah man fucking go for it!

[Girl 1:]
Come on that’s enough already please just stop it

[Boy 3:]
Whoa man that’s it he took all of it

[Boy 2:]
Yes!

[Girl 1:]
Are you alright Tod!?

(The death pop)

[Boy 3:]
What was that?

[Boy 2:]
Is he dead?….Awesome!

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Shooting Stars

[Violent J:]
Yeah motherfucker!
Stay right there.

[Chris Brown:]
I just wanna thank personal and foremost all the fans
For supporting me from day one.
My label,God, brothers sisters, family members.
Definitely everybody I see it

I drove all the way from Detroit
Back seat full of weapons
If I’d got pulled over they’d be dead in seconds
Without a hitch, I arrive on the 405
The Staples Center
Tonight is the grammys…live
Don’t got no ticket
But I ain’t here to scream and applaud
I’ve come to kill Chris Brown and shock this industry crowd
Fuck ‘em dead in his seat
Blow his guts out of his tux
He beat the hell out his women
And they still on his nuts
The fuckin message that is sending
Must have a bloody endin
Posing at security but he ain’t safe from just pretendin
Bruno Mars on stage, cameras live TV
That bitch forgive him but still
He’s gotta die to me
Big record companies, executives VIPs watchin
Probably cover up his head hookers
Big business applaulin
But the under ground below don’t approve
And so he flex he had his chance on top he fucked up
Make room for the next
He stood up to applaud the show put on by Lady Gaga
Blew a cyanide dart into his throat like “gotcha”!
He fell back dead, stuck smilin, eyes open as the night went
They thought he was just dazed happy from all the excitment
BUT I KILLED HIM!

[Violent J]
What If I killed him?
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
A piggy has to have wings
Before it can fly

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Night Of The Chainsaw

PCP! Meth, mad anti-depression pills.
Everything spills into one pot,
on top of that I smoke rock,
I hear that shit but I wont stop.
Last time on the spot, choked a cop.
Stopped and had a Faygo soda pop.
In the back of my trunk, Chuck the chainsaw.
Usually chop wood, but that ain’t all.
It’s a bit strange, all up in your mid range.
Cut a hole in your head til I hit brains.
Left a cop in a pile while maybe.
It’s the night of the chainsaw baby!!!!

Cut em up Chuck, Somebody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, get bloody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, go nutty!!!
Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up!!!

No you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me down,
you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me…

Petroleum, Inhale it and take a swig.
Eat my brains up, make my wig.
Killin time with no shirt homie!
I love it when the blood squirt on me.
Walked up to a house jabbed the door, and kicked it in my victim hid!
Stuck Chuck in the closet, and I could tell by the deposit, I got my target!
French poodle, stomped it limp noodle, revved Chuck up and stir the stroodle.
Guts on the lawn, fucks goin on?
Chainsaw Chuck til the break of dawn

Cut em up Chuck, Somebody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, get bloody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, go nutty!!!
Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up!!!

No you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me down,
you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me…

Bloody feet, no shoes into a party.
I wasn’t invited, but that bitch ignited.
I screamed and laughed, choppin fools in half.
I stab and hack, a mad lumberjack
Smell that fueeeel, Hear the machine
Chucks a demon, I must be dreamin.
Bloody showers, feel the power.
We devour you fuckin cowards.
A loony loose, Chuck full of juice.
Beggins no use, I knows no truce.
It’s your noose, bout to see your own produce.
Night of the chainsaw, written by Joe Bruuuuuuuccccceeeeeeee!!!

Cut em up Chuck, Somebody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, get bloody!!!
Cut em up Chuck, go nutty!!!
Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up Chuck, Cut em up!!!

No you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me down,
you can’t calm me down, you can’t calm me…

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – News At 6 O’Clock

Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives
Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes
Terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are taking lives on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

Pedophiles and rapists snatching kids out they schools
Bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools
People running round pissing aids in swimming pool on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

Arsonists burning people and they dogs up while they sleeping
Peeping toms peeping and poisonous gas leaking
Hurricanes blowing cities down every other weekend on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

Car crash explosion in (slow motion) freature, dead cops
And crooks and blood spatter for each of ya
I’m never fucking leaving my sons with the preacher, watch the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

[chorus:]
You can’t think up this horrors show
What’s next, what’s coming, what’s around the corner?
You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kicking that
News!! real fucking bloody TV, no video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News!! real fucking bloody TV, no video game, no CD, movie in 3D

Gangs on every corner, shooting people driving by
Prostituters found dead on every block with maggot eyes
On top of that, the death toll in
Whokajava on the rise, on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

Anthrax on donuts, eight year olds pushing keys
Mad fucking new disease and hostages on they knees
Plane crashes, corruption, and butt sex at thirteen, on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

Hatred, big-ass bombs, and chemical arms
Workers stuck underground and all the air is gone
17 deadly prisoners escape before dawn, on the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

There’s a madman raping pretty girls in his astrovan
Liquor store murder footage, close-ups in digicam
The wickedest show on earth presented by the man, it the…
News at 6 o’clock and again at eleven!

[chorus]

Broken bodies mutilated, decapitated, and skated on
High speed car chases (hey, i recognize what street they on)
Dentists put you under, stick they fingers in your ass (oh)
Depressed suicidal nerd shooting up the class
Shit is way harder than them feeble cable movie channels
Cause it’s all real blood squirting out they checkered fennels
You couldn’t think of nothing wickeder than what’s already real
And on the news if you like it scary then you can’t lose

[chorus]

News!! real fucking bloody TV, no video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News!! real fucking bloody TV, no video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News!!
News!!

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) feat. Cold 187um – Love For Dem Gangsters

[Violent J]
Aww shit, let’s take a trip
Just sit back and light a spliff with this and don’t step
On a funky-ass track jump back
Strapped with a axe in the back and a 7-8 lak
Unclean, gangsta lean, I blow green
None the gangbang like it ain’t no thing
I hang with OG killas don’t set trip
Or you might get stabbed in the fucking head
Wake the death when I bump the street
I kick juggalo shit to a gangsta beat
It’s so sweet, waving my hatchet flags
Leaving hell of filed enemies rocking toe tags
With Shaggz and Hutch and a folt, pros
That’s how it is, and that’s how it goes
Act like ya know as we kick the corers
Givin love to them killas that I can be 4 us

[Chorus]
If you got love for them gangstas
Let me hear you one time if you down for the crime (that’s right)
If you got love for them ninjas
Let me hear you say hooo if you’re straight juggalo (hooooo!)
If you got love for them butterflies
let me hear you say ooooh, lettes we want you (ooooooh!)
If you got love for the family
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream (heeeeeeey!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Chump chump on fools with the quickness
And they got no cure for this sickness
I get props for the way that I kick this
I’m a ninja, a straight ninja (who’s that?)
The southwest choke-doke
And I squeezed so hard that you felt it broke
Showed up at your funeral and smoked ya folk
A juggalo like me let it…. [?]
Now I take two steps back and release myself
To put platinum-ass cuts on the record shelf
I don’t brag, but I tell it like it straight-up is
If here’s somebody in my trunk you better mind your business
And my Mossberg bangs like thunder, bury you under
[?] ganesha parade
OG’s show the way, so I give love to ‘em

[Chorus]
If you got love for them gangstas
Let me hear you one time if you down for the crime (that’s right)
If you got love for them ninjas
Let me hear you say hooo if you’re straight juggalo (hooooo!)
If you got love for them butterflies
let me hear you say ooooh, lettes we want you (ooooooh!)
If you got love for the family
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream (heeeeeeey!)

[Cold 187]
E-A-Z-Y, must I chase the cat and be a dog, a straight-up hog
I leapfrog to the sound of a gangsta beat
So you can hear my shit bump from Compton to the D
The O.G. H-U-T-C-H Hustla
Hip-Hop thugsta, so quick to rush ya
Straight to the dirt, fool I do work
And a… Nobody move, nobody get hurt
That’s how it is when it comes to me
Cause I’m the long dick bust-a-nut like my nigga Eazy
Bitches can’t see me, hos think I’m crazy
But I don’t think so, because I’m straight loco
I give a fuck about a skanless bitch
I let it hit it one time if you suck this dick
I won’t trip, gives my dough to no ho
That’s how it is when I gives love to ya, Wooo!!

[Chorus]
If you got love for them gangstas
Let me hear you one time if you down for the crime (that’s right )
If you got love for them ninjas
Let me hear you say hooo if you’re straight juggalo (hooooo!)
If you got love for them butterflies
let me hear you say ooooh, lettes we want you (ooooooh!)
If you got love for the family
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream (heeeeeeey!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Dedicated to the godfather of gangsta rap, Straight up streets of Compton, The hip hop thugsta, Eazy Mothafucking E!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chorus]
If you got love for them gangstas
Let me hear you one time if you down for the crime (that’s right)
If you got love for them ninjas
Let me hear you say hooo if you’re straight juggalo (hooooo!) (Eazy Mothafucking E!!!!!!!!!!!!)
If you got love for them butterflies
let me hear you say ooooh, lettes we want you (ooooooh!)
If you got love for the family
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream (heeeeeeey!) (Eazy Mothafucking E!!!!!!!!!!!!)

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Kickin’ Kickin

Why must u challenge me?
It’s spite, I was born a ninja warrior and I have to prove myself to all ninjas that I’m the best around
Then you’ve got to defeat me first
Sure

Ke-yah I’m a ninja master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’
Soon to be a shogun master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’

Black gi, black mask, nunchucks
Ninja, round kick all you dumb fucks
Built like a dumpster, balance on chopsticks
Backflips, dive rolls, dope dropkicks
Kick fast, cross face, whiplash
Knocked out cold you seen a quick flash
Legs busy as fuck like mr. Crabs feet
Ninja suits me roundhouse feet

Ke-yah I’m a ninja master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’
Soon to be a shogun master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’

No master, self taught outlaw
5 right feet to the jaw ain’t a south paw
Quick kick turn your head like its a thick chick
Knock an eyeball out like u slick Rick
Take the right side of my foot and place it
Where your teeth was let u taste it
Rapidly before your back hits three
You get punched slapped smacked and kicked with a quick

Ke-yah I’m a ninja master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’
Soon to be a shogun master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’

Claw to the neck chop to the skull
Go for the rest I’m dropping them all
Paw to a jaw fall to a crawl
Shadow up on the wall was all that he saw
Rang neck Pom slice kill em
Finish my bowl of rice
Assassination you know the price
Shitow like dolemite
Attack in the dark like poltergeist
Pressing your luck like roll the dice
And come back bloody when I hold the mic
Ninjas creeping a colder night
Kickin’ kickin’ lunatic in
Skin a chicken kick your dick in
Inflicted pain wicked game Ninjitsu shit it’s

Ke-yah I’m a ninja master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’
Soon to be a shogun master kickin’ kickin’
Ninjitsu hya-tah ke-yah kickin’ kickin’
Inflicted

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Jump Around

Yo THIS is for my Ninjas
REAL ninjas
Who ain’t afraid to get loony

Get LOONY!
Get up BITCH!
Get Loony

Pull it out snap it in, let me begin
Cut under the chin fresh out the loony bin
You don’t want me to act up, punk you’d better back up
Swingin my axe everybody gets hacked up

Get up, stand up, bloodying my hands up
Can’t control the feelin’ here I come a wig peelin
I can chop a hater up even though I’m drunk
Yo, I’ll stab ‘em in the eye and then I’ll take the punks home

Freak show, funk it, bodies in the trunk’in
Pullin drive by on the cops at a dunkin’
Donuts shop, My hatchet goes chop
Guts hit the floor and I’m losin it but I won’t stop
I came here to clown, I came here to clown
Lets get lunatic and jump around!

Jump around
Jump around, jump up and down like a clown

GET LOONY

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump,

GET LOONY

Jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump,

GET LOONY

I’ll serve your ass like a rabid chef
If your girl steps up, I’ll stab her to death
Word to your mother, A scrub from the gutter
That’ll cut through your neck, hot knife to butter

I turn the moon off and dance in the darkness
Choke the life, right up out of your carcus
I got sick jokes for you, there not fun
Fuck you in the ass with a shotgun

I plead insanity, ‘ and shout to the death
Had to muster WOO with my last breath
Tell me to Chill.. I don’t think I will
‘Cause when I shoot the shit, I shoot to kill

I came here to clown, I came here to clown
Lets get lunatic and jump around!

Jump around
Jump around, jump up and down like a clown

GET LOONY

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump

GET LOONY

Jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump,

GET LOONY

I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig but I eat pig slop
I swing a chainsaw through the brains and all
Veins and jaws, sip it all through a straw

But I ain’t going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one torture and yo then Im like SWITCH!
Then up up and around buck buck it down
Put your head up and you wake up in the dawn of the dead
I’m comin to get ya, My hatchet’ll split ya
Twist off your head and snap a picture with ya
They found ya in a ditch and said you’re a bitch ya
Just like me it was the rythem that hit ya

I came here to clown, I came here to clown
Lets get lunatic and jump around!

Jump around
Jump around, jump up and down like a clown

GET LOONY

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump

GET LOONY

Jump, jump
Jump, jump,
Jump, jump,

GET LOONY

Dedicated to the FBI
In the ballsack
PUNKS
From the juggalos
The “gang”

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Juggalo Juice

Cola
Black Cherry
Root beer
Red Pop
Cream Soda
Grape
Rock and Rye
(Yep!)
Dr. Faygo
(whoo!)
Candy Apple
(Whooooaoh!)
60/40
(Yep, Yep)
Pineapple Orange
(Yep, my Faygo HEEY!)
Chocolate Cream Pie
(Whooooaoh!)
Ginger Ale
(Yep, Yep)
Cotton Candy
(Yep, my Faygo)

That precious sauce
Juggalo Juice
Crack that fat boy let it go loose
Drink it, spay it
Whatever your use
Do it up like Joey, and Big Joe Bruce
What it up kid (I’m about to)
Moon Mist Blue here’s what you do
Throw it up in the sky to sooth that itch
Slap it up silly and boot that biiiitch

[Chorus]
Just let it fly JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Into the sky (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!!
Don’t wonder why (Whooooaoh!)
JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Until you try (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!

Two in each hand
Flake out and shake
My nutbag taste like Faygo Grape
Explode in your bedroom
Faygo lake Marinate your steak and bake
Faygo cake
It’s cheap as hell
And fuck I’m broke
Fuck three bucks for a cup of Coke Shit
I stay sticky
Fuck the soap Orange Pop all on my dick please though
I mix it fix it fuck I kicks it
Off them titties I gotsta licks it
Take out the fixtures, chandeliers
Fuck a venue to nice to handle this
Rock and Rye bounce from above
Knock you out and fuck up your duds
Explode and unload all over the place
You don’t like Red Pop
FUCK YOUR FACE!!

[Chorus]
Just let it fly
JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Into the sky (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!!
Don’t wonder why (Whooooaoh!)
JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Until you try (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!

Too much juice shorts out the power
Dance in the dark of the Faygo shower
Sugar rain insane Flavors, colors
We’ll kick yo ass
But we love each others
Through the floor, into the basement
But it ain’t wasted, more we taste it
Seeps on through to the pits of Hell
And puts out the flames where the devil dwells
Faygo storms, rain and thunder
No need to wonder
It’s too much fun to just unwind
Put yourself under the trance
Pour some down your pants
Hump it, hit it, get wit it
Bust a nut and be geeked ya did it
Precious Peach, and Bubblegum Pop
No need for a mop cause we don’t stop!

[Chorus]
Just let it fly
JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Into the sky (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!!
Don’t wonder why (Whooooaoh!)
JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)
Until you try (Yep)
My Faygo HEEY!

Orange Chug (Whooooaoh!)
City Soda (Yep, Yep)
Moon Mist (Yep)
Mango Tango (My Faygo HEEY!)
Key Lime Pie (Whooooaoh!)
Red Cherry (Yep, Yep)
Original Black Raspberry (Yep, My Faygo HEEY!)
Jive Turkey Tonic

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Hate Her To Death

I fucking hate her to death
I fucking hate her to death

She’s incredible, unforgettable, undeniable, breath taking
Furious, she’s so mysterious, I’m curious
Earth shaking

She’s always right every time
I fucking hate her to death
She gives me sight even though I’m blind
I fucking hate her to death

She’s always saving my life
But she don’t belong to me
She tells me things are alright,
But she don’t belong to me
I try to follow her light
But she don’t belong to me
I feel her venomous bite,
‘Cause she don’t belong to me

She’s funny
She’s shinning
She’s happy
I fucking hate her to death
She’s caring
She’s fun
She’s smiling
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don’t want me and I just can’t stand it
I fucking hate her to death

I fucking hate her to death

She’s unbelievable, unachievable, inconceivable, breath taking,
She’s incredible, unforgettable, unregrettable,
Earth shaking

I see her wings and halo often
I fucking hate her to death
I’d be happy with her in a coffin
I fucking hate her to death

She makes the pain go away
But she don’t belong to me
She makes the awful okay
But she don’t belong to me
She brings the light to my day
But she don’t belong to me
And then she just goes away
‘Cause she don’t belong to me

She’s funny
She’s shinin’
She’s happy
I fucking hate her to death
She’s caring
She’s fun
She’s smilin’
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don’t want me and I just can’t stand it
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don’t want me and I just can’t stand it
I fucking hate her to death

I fucking hate her to death

She’s funny
She’s shinin’
She’s happy
I fucking hate her to death
She’s caring
She’s fun
She’s smilin’
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don’t want me and I just can’t stand it
I fucking hate her to death

She’s smilin’
She’s happy
She’s funny
I fucking hate her to death
She’s smilin’
She’s happy
She’s happy
I fucking hate her to death

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Forever

This life is tricky, mean, and strange,
You can only be sure about one thing: change
For worse or for better, maintain,
Catch wisdom, try to gain brains
In my life, I’ve seen a lot come and go
Like a non-stopstop fashion show
Very little shit lasts forever
And just because shit’s new, it ain’t better

I wanna be with Shaggy and Billy, my dogs, for life
And I pray that’ll never change every night
I said never again, and then I did it, and did it again
I can’t pretend, I won’t lie, yo, I’ve lost control
And it’s a scary endeavor, I got it together
But it took forever, now I want forever
To be just like this, the shit I wish

Truth is, happiness is in your own head
How you perceive shit, believe it is
It’s all you, some of us sad fools
Can’t help it, living in a bad mood
Shit hurts, and then it only gets worse
They don’t get it, not even the experts
But trust me, it won’t last forever,
You hit bottom, shit finally gets better

Some don’t need bank to laugh,
And live on the bright side whatever the path
When you hit 40 or 50, that shit’s half
Enjoy youth, cause that you don’t get back
Forever revolves around you, that’s your time
I’m living in mine too,
How much positivity are you blind to?
You only live once, I’ll remind you.

None of that good shit lasts forever,
But you just might like the new changes better
It’s funny how we adapt and keep it together
As the months roll by, seasons and weather

But when it all shuts off, whoo, The Death Pop
And that will be the day your forever will stop
And til then we experience these emotions
With pink sky highs, lows deep as oceans

I wanna see you and me last forever
Loop this life up, and end it never
And live through the ages, the lows, the stages,
And never let them close the pages

To find piece of mind is impossible
Forever is plagued with obstacles
So we make the best of good times
We stuck on play, we can’t rewind

We just wanna see us all together
After forever, off in Shangri-La

Off in Shangri-La

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Daisies

[Violent J:]
Dreadful dust, gloomy sun
All blank, matter gone
Lifeless, vast, all done
Nature & trees, fallen
Gray skies, death, dead air
No where, nothing’s here
Except me I’m in luck
Or am I, so fucked
Loom searching, no man
Time unwind, shits so bad
Where it all go?, vanish
Replaced by agony & anguish
Flat surface meets the eye
In every direction I tryed
Though hazy I see something crazy
A yellow dot of a daisy

[Chorus:]
Oh shit I’ve seen a beaming of a daisy
Unknown to survive
It’s amazing
Look motherfucker look it’s a daisy
Unknown to survive
[2x]

[Violent J:]
Everything changed when I saw this
Blinking in the distance, flawless
In my world of dust & plains
The sight of color rushed blood in my veins
It stood out flashing again
I can see it faintly calling me in
Like a lighthouse for a ship in the fog
I got excited & started to jog
Towards it “What the fuck is that?”
Came up on it fully attacked
Growing up out of the sands alone
Sprung for nothing, bringing it on
I smelled it like magic cane
For ya’ it blew life straight to the brain
I haven’t smelled anything for years
A new beginning is what this is

[Chorus:]
Oh shit I’ve seen a beaming of a daisy
Unknown to survive
It’s amazing
Look motherfucker look it’s a daisy
Unknown to survive
[2x]

[Violent J:]
I stand right here, near this
This shit means life exists
It all dryed up, cold, tragic
Until now, a beautiful magic
Another chapter, a new chance
Light in the dark here to advance
The dawn will come life will flourish
As sure as it parished yesterday
And is there more around?
Somehow spurtin’ up out of the ground
I thought this planet was done
A dead rock floatin’, abandoned
I couldn’t stand it, dammit, hopeless
It all changes now that I know this
What brought this here?
Who?
Decided it’s time for the new
The yellow head & green stem
Tomorrow what would this mean to them?
Picture a jungle standing in the middle
It all start’s right here with this one little
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy

[Chorus:]
Oh shit I’ve seen a beaming of a daisy
Unknown to survive
It’s amazing
Look motherfucker look it’s a daisy
Unknown to survive
[2x]

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) feat. Ice Cube, Scarface – Chris Benoit (Kuma’s Scrub Club Remix)

A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise

I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets

[Violent J:]
Shit builds up, fills up
Too much goes overboard
(What the fuck am I doing?)
Oh lord pressure stored & exploded, unloaded
(What the fuck am I doing?)
I had to, is really to bad to
Went CUCKOO on that dude
Grab at & STAB fool’s
(Who knew?)
Sad news
(What the fuck am I doing?)
I I I I I I
Broke, it took some time
Slow poke
I finally gave way, when under deed
Down flow
No longer stearing choosen
O-O-On autopilot cruisin
Haywire, crash, virus
Pull your tongue out with pliers
CHRIS BENOIT!

[Chorus:]
No longer stearing
Lost all control
Manipulation (manipualtion)
It won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded)
The pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

[Ice Cube:]
Your playing Tic-Tak Toe with a ticking time bomb
Ya’ll motherfuckers don’t know what his mind’s on
(Pressure)
Making hard as a dime on
Sin after sin about to get his fucking crime on
(Yep-Yep-Yep)
He was liked by the neighbors
This motherfucker got 31 favors
(“The world’s best dad”)
They say he’s the greatest
But a drunk ass how when you see him out in vegas-s-s-s
He’s acting rather odd
This motherfucker is getting sick of the facade
At work he’s taking losses
& if you didn’t know he’s got horrible bosses
So what’s the diagnosis?
When you can’t sleep & you start hearing voices
(Voices)
He’s got too many chores might kill his whole family
MIGHT KILL YOUR’S

[Chorus:]
No longer stearing
Lost all control
Manipulation (manipualtion)
It won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded)
The pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Strobe light
Let go!, hold tight
Wake up to this
Cold sight
You did this, this you
(What the fuck am I doing?)
You got issues!
What happened?, shit I’m slippin’
All bloody myself I’m slappin’
One day, all the sudden it, all became too much
Wasn’t it?
Yes-s-s-s-s
Finally released
(What the fuck am I doing?)
Unleash the beast
Eject my controller
(What the fuck am I doing?)
Took me over
I had to
It’s really too bad, too
Went CUCKOO on that dude
Grab that, stab, foose

[Chorus:]
No longer stearing
Lost all control
Manipulation (manipualtion)
It won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded)
The pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

[Scarface:]
We can die tonight I don’t give a fuck
Before I push that button I’ma blow shit up
Fuck the world, kill the kids
Fuck the court room I ain’t fisting lip
What I’m hearing here is satan’s voice
Then I have slade, make a choice
There’s blood on my hand’s I can taste your pain
Head’s so open I can pick your brain
Shit then change, love bizarre
Don’t we all want to love a star
Well here we are, stack your pick-pick-pick-pick
But after this
I’ma stick this bitch
And stick this bitch!
AND STICK THIS BITCH!
Never seen a man well man this is it
What’s in my head a bizarre man now
At the end of the act we can all take bow

[Chorus:]
No longer stearing
Lost all control
Manipulation (manipualtion)
It won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded)
The pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

[Chris Benoit:]
I can take you over, permanently
Because life is a open pain
I’m the cripler, Chris Benoit

[Outro:]
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise

I’m heading for the worst
(Passion for the regrets)
(The crippler)
Heading for the worst
(A passion for the regrets)
(The crippler)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
(The crippler)
I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets
I’ll measure up all regrets

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Chris Benoit

Down
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise

Unmeasurable regrets
Unmeasurable regrets
Unmeasurable regrets
Unmeasurable regrets

It builds up, fills up
too much goes over board
what the fuck am I doing?
Oh lord pressure stored exploded, unloaded
what the fuck am I doing?
I had to, is really do, bad too
went cucu
gone mad dude
Grab at and stab fools
who knew??
Sad news
what the fuck am I doing?

I I I
Broke, it took some time
Slow poke
I finally gave way, went under deep
Don’t float
No longer steering choosing
An autopilot cruising
Haywire, crash, virus
Pull your tongue out with pliers, CHRIS BENOIT!!

No longer steering, lost all control
Manipulation (manipulation), it won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded), the pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

Strobelight
Let go, hold tight
Wake up to this
Head to, is really too bad too
Close eyes?
You did this, this you
what the fuck am I doing?
You got issues
What happened, shit I’m stepping
All bloody myself I’m slapping
One day, all the sudden, I’ll became too much, one day
Yes, finally will leash
what the fuck am I doing?
Unleash the beast
He gets my controller
what the fuck am I doing?
Took me over
Head to,
is really too bad, too
went cucu
Gone mad dude
Grab at and stab fools
who knew
sad news, I’m CHRIS BENOIT!!

No longer steering, lost all control
Manipulation (manipulation), it won’t let me go
The pain exploded (the pain exploded), the pressure burst (the pressure burst)
I drop the wheel (I drop the wheel)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst

I can take you over, permanently
Because life is about pain
I’m the crippler, Chris Benoit!
And waa

A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise
A catastrophic demise

I’m heading for the worst
(a passion for the regrets)
(The crippler)
Heading for the worst
(a passion for the regrets)
(The crippler)
Heading for the worst
Heading for the worst
The crippler

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Bazooka Joey

This is a story of a man on the edge
Who lost his way he discovered in his palms
A rocket launcher!
Enjoy this tale of a personal rejuvenation, redemption and scrubification
As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!

Grand Papi, was a World War II vet
And I found his bazooka set in the basement,
With a bag of mortars
Yeah, bitch, I’m done taking orders,
Dragged it outside and tried it out
Dropped the shell in and fired it out
Across the street to the neighbour’s kitchen
And now half of their house’s missing
Fuck yeah!
I grabbed the rockets
Beer truck in the scope unlocked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I’m realizing with the Zooka Nice

And I’m dancing!
He’s dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka Joey!

I sent a hot one
Right through the doors
And let it mangled in a pile of boards
I swear my shoulder is loving the shot
Fucked up an H & R Block.
I’m blowing new cop cars into stock yards
Bitch, this is a bazooka
You not hard!
See the swat team hiding in the limousin
It seems they smithereens!
Pull out my hair, screaming and laughing
Get shot at and shooting back in
Terrorizing
Paralyzing
Bazooka Baby
Electrifying!

And I’m dancing!
He’s dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka Joey!

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) – Jacob’s Word

[Violent J talking]
This a…strange…[voices]…this, there’s many, many voices in my head,
many different voices (some are like this) some are like this (some are like this)
some are like this (some are like this) some are like this, some are like this [mumbling]

[Violent J]
I hear voices, one voice in paticular
It comes into my mind, perpendicular
Rectangular,it’s a..strangular
He’s like some kind of mental fuckin’ mangular…I dunno
He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs
So I punch’em, I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup
I’ve named this evil voice, named him Jacob
Jacob tells me “climb the ladder and jump off
Head first on the street, don’t worry, it’s soft”
So I jump, thump, I’m on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me “your so fuckin’ nerdy”
Fuck him, I hate him, I can’t escape him!
I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone
Brrb! “is Violent J there?” “here” “hey it’s Jacob!
I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?”
Sure, I’m pissin’ now, it fuckin’ tickles
Jacobs dissin’ again, I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers of for that mother fucker
I’ve finally had enough
Go see a doctor, Doc, hello
“Hi, have a seat, let’s see umm…what is it..Joe?
Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky “Chucky?”
Either that or Bucky, Fuck Me!!
I’m sorry Doc, it’s Jacob again, my name’s J
“Tell me J, who’s this Jacob anyway?”
I fucking want him dead, it’s a voice in my head
I gotta lotta voices, but this one’s mislead
He tells me to drink toilet water an shit
“Do you do it?” No..YES!!
I can’t help it though, I can’t stop it
“J..what I want you to do is drop it” Drop what?
“Your feelings of denial”
“I mean your an asshole, let’s face it, Jacob, he’s got style” yea
“You should do…exactly what he tells you”
Even stab myslef? “yea, hells yea”
Fuck man are you sure Doc? “Sincerely
Now on your way out, pay my fuckin’ secretary”
Wow, $300 bucks and I’m cured, it’s obsurd
All I gotta do is wait for the word
Now I aint heard from ol’ Jacob in a while
I’m at home jerkin’ my dick off to Gilligains Isle when Bang!
He popped in “J, what’s up homie?”
where you been Jacob, dawg it’s been lonely
Doc say’s I should roll wit’ you, let’s do this
“Alright, well let’s start off with a glass of your own piss!” wit’ ice?
“No ice!” [slup sound] nice…
“Finsih up the whole glass, then repeat it twice!”
All done “Let’s go, put your shoes on!” where we goin’ homie?
“To the graveyard!” what? “I want you to dig up a girlfreind”
Dig up a dead body? “I won’t say it again!”
“You heard what the doctor said, fuckin’ do it!”
Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her
Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fuckin’ love her
Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch
Jacob said “Now put her foot in your mouth!”
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That’s been sitting out in the…sun for a couple a months
I didn’t care though because Jacob told me to
“It’s one more little thing that I want you to do” (what’s that?)
“Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit’chyo neck”
Trip a Semi-tru… you bet!
There I was, I’m movin off..just waitin
Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes, I stuck my fuckin’ head out
Like this Jacob! “Yea, Pow!”
Boom, I’m in critical, I got minutes left
And I’m fightin’ with death!
Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?
I’m lay’d up ’bout to die, screw him!
Pick up the phone, Brrb! “Hello?”
Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo
Yea listen, I’m about to die, why’d you tell me to follow his word?
“Cuz’ he’s a DarkMega, and your a nerd”
Well I hear you on that much ok..but
What kinda fuckin’ doctor are you anyway?
I mean your tellin’ me I’m nothing but a scrub
“I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!”

Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh
I’m nothing but a sick, Homogetic mentalpath
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacobs word
That Mother…”What!?” I didn’t say nothing “Bullshit bitch!”
I didn’t say anything!
“Are you gonna tell me I’m in your head bitch!?”
I was gonna compliment you! “Bull, I heard everything!”
Well get outta my fuckin’ head!
“Fuck!, you heard what I just said!”
Get outta my….fuckin’…head!..aight?
My…fucking..head “that’s right, my head too, my head too!”
You have got your own fuckin’ head!
I’m not…running around your fucking brain!
” ‘Cuz I aint got one bitch!” Fuck you! “O..kay Eat your leg!”
I’m sorry… “Eat you leg!” I’m sorry, not my leg
“Eat it bitch!” Leave my leg alone “Eat it!”