STEPHEN LYNCH – You’ll Do

[VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):]I’ve been drinking here since 5, it’s 2AM and everybody’s goneThe bar man’s cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the lights ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Whiskey Dick

Oh my God, I feel sickDrank too much, whiskey dickTried so hard with this chickStill too soft, whiskey dickRise it must, point to proveWait, I just felt ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Walken II

I’m sorry but I don’t know what to do.I just need more CowbellTall glass O’water is my favoritebecause it has cowbellThats funny to you engineer man in ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen,Please don’t say a thing.In matters of the heart sometimes,The truth will have a sting.Just don’t take it personally:This is no ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Too Jesusy

Oh baby, you were such a teaseOnly get down on your knees to prayTo prayAnd something in your Bible saysNot to let me share your bed todayTodayOh, now ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – The Night I Laid You Down

We were young, maybe twentyYou wore a white dressing gownDrinking wine and dancing slowlyOn the night I laid you downAnd the moonlight revealed your bodyAs ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – The Gathering

Dare I say, the greatest poets of our dayShaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay;The hip hip clownsHaters see just white-trash familyThey say fan of I.C.P.must ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Tennessee

I see rocky mountains and great lakesStood beneath a redwood treeBut wherever I go my heart achesFor a place called TennesseeOh come with meWhere the ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Tattoo

You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thighQueer tattoo, that’s a queer tattooFlaming skull, smoking pot, that’s the opposite of not aQueer ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Special

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friendEd was kind, with good intentBut just a little differentOh, special EdMama dropped him on his headNow ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – So This Is Outer Space?

So this is outer spaceWhat a lovely placeI can’t wait to tell the human raceHello alien will you be my friendWait there’s something I can’t comprehendIt’s ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Priest

Deep in prayer, my cross to wearI kneel upon the floorTemptations of a catholic priest aren’t easy to ignoreBut I can not control myselfHe rips my soul ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and cleanSo much brown rice, so many mung beansAnd no meat, not one bite of meatJuicy meat, succulent meat.Instead I get, gluten ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Let Me Inside

Will you show me your heart?Will you open it wide?Expose the raw nervesWill you let me inside?Can you tear down the wall?For the mortar has driedWill ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Jim Henson’s Dead

Pokemon’s a silly fazeBarney’s now just purple hazeThe Power Rangers lost their will to fightYeah the pigs in space, they rule the skyAnd Oscar’s still ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)

hey lynchya?have you seen my gerbil?hmmm??my gerbil have you seen my gerbilummmmmmm ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Intro (Gortengar Trail)

Seven, eight, nine, ten.Olie, olie oxenfree!Ed come on.Kids.No, it’s hide and seek.You’re supposed to hide when you’reFind a tree or something, hideCome ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Intro (Curly Mcdimple)

Oh, you’re so beautiful, baby.Oh, your hair.And I just, I love kissing your neck.Oh, look at this little belly button. Look at that.And I love you just..What ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Hey Love

Love hurtsLove’s a cruel masterLove’s a killerLove’s a rotten bastardHey love, I’m done with youLove will break your heartI hate loving hating loveLove’s ...

STEPHEN LYNCH – Hermaphrodite

She’s part girl, she’s part boyShe’s got parts everyone can enjoyShe’s got more, she’s got lessShe’s got her man hood tucked in her dressIs she a mister ...