STEPHEN LYNCH – Medieval Bush

Come fair lady to mine bed we go
And verily sweet pleasures we shall know
Yet where thy belly meets thy limb
I beseech thee give a trim
For thy bush doth overflow

My lady doth have a 70s muff
A 1470s muff, hmm?

Zounds! It’s as prickly as a Christmas wreath
Think it might hide some baby birds beneath
Pray shave it off to make a coat
There are fur balls down mine throat
Short and curlies twixt my teeth

I sayeth not thy vagina is hirsute
But it lookest like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg lock, hmm?

But soft what hair through yonder girdle grows
To be or not to be put in cornrows
Oh it is beastly and unruly
And it smelleth of patchouli
And that offends my nose

I sayeth not that thou art furry down there
But it doth resemble Fidel Castro eating a London broil, hmm?

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Medieval Bush

Steve Aoki – Ladi Dadi (Part II)

Wynter Gordon:

Dim the lights, so you can see me
Close you mouth, don’t speak, just feel me
Closer we become,
Together we will fall love then we won
This night, this night, we give ourselves one night

The mood is set, the food is eaten
The time is right for love, it’s beating
A little bit of talk, a little bit of pleasure
A little bit of making out, and then we work it out

A little smoky smoke,
Tell me a dirty joke
Up on your roof,
Up on your roof

We don’t need nobody,
it’s our little party, it’s just us two
Just us too
and we don’t need nobody, cause we go ladi dadi
Just us two, me and you
Me and you

Feel the kiss, and the smile so softly
We’re just friends, but I like you slightly
We won’t cross the line
We’ll go on proper takes some time
Just a boy and a girl, just us two in the world

The mood is set, the food is eaten
The time is right for love, it’s beating
A little bit of talk, a little bit of pleasure
A little bit of making out, and then we work it out

A little smoky smoke,
Tell me a dirty joke
Up on your roof,
Up on your roof

We don’t need nobody,
it’s our little party, it’s just us two
Just us too
and we don’t need nobody, cause we go ladi dadi
Just us two, me and you
Me and you

TAke a walk with me
and we’ll go dancing in the rain
And baby we’ll run under a tree
I’ll look at you
You’ll look at me

A little bit of talk, a little bit of pleasure
A little bit of making out, and then we work it out

A little smoky smoke,
Tell me a dirty joke
Up on your roof,
Up on your roof

We don’t need nobody,
it’s our little party, it’s just us two
Just us too
and we don’t need nobody, cause we go ladi dadi
Just us two, me and you
Me and you