THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Wands

I’m Gary potter,You haven’t heard’a meYou may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?)That’s eight films you know, I’m quite smartBut that didn’t ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – The Return Of The Boyband

It’s the return of the boybandDressed up with a brand new lookIt’s the return of the lip-poutRipped straight out a boyband bookIt’s the return of the ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Strategy Wanking

You’re stressed about a meeting ’cause you haven’t got a clueYour girlfriend won’t have sex with you because she’s got the fluYour cat won’t eat it’s ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Quirky

Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my handI go to sleep when I want, ’cause I don’t have bedtime plannedDon’t obey by the rules, sometimes I don’t ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Pizza In Ibiza

We’re going to Ibiza,It’s just like England with sunThere’s lots of English peopleHaving English funIf you don’t leave home muchThis is the place to beWe’ll ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Ninjas

I’m a ninjaOf the dance floorI got a craving for whatever’s yoursI’m a fucking ninjaOf the dance floorI do the things that you can’t ignoreAre you a ninja?Do ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Nerds

My friends don’t like me as much as they like their video games,They play for hour after hour every day is the same,My friends don’t go out, they stay ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Medium Pimpin’

Now that we rolling in doughLet’s get a yacht with a bedBut we don’t have enoughLet’s buy a dingy insteadWe wanna drink crystalBut settled with sodaWe ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Life Is A Musical

What the fudge was mr jones on about back thereI don’t know man but that guy is some kind of crazyAre we gonna show these kids how to kick it or whatDamn ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Lez Be Friends

If a girl wont come round(She must be a lesbian)Or turns me down(She must be a lesbian)If she don’t like me(She must be a lesbian)I’ll let her down lightly(You ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Just Another Boyband

I see you baby,Doin’ the dance that I saw on the TV(Doin’ your dance, I wonder what’s goin’ on in your pants)You know me baby,If I sing my song you’re ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – I’m So Manly (I Make Men Cry)

Life has always told me I was weak(Not anymore)Now I’ve got the wings of a bird and the beak(Of an eagle type creature)I’m just so manlyI make all the ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Friends For Never

One day were friends forever,Next day were friends for never.You say (You say)Were best friends forever I say,He say till the end.Our friendships like ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Friday

Seven am, waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein’ everything, the time is goin’Tickin’ ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Daddy

A baby’s born in 1987Into a family of love and careHis mummy treats him like a gift from heavenHis daddy shows him how to style his hairA few years later ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Censorshit

Swearing in the name of… NOTHINGGet so much pussy they should call me a vetYour mum called asking if I were game yetLike a urinal always taking a pissMy ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – The Dance Routine

It’s the year of the beast… againHaha (haha)Dance crew, we’re a dance crew… what you gonna do?!My name is Andrew Francis WakelyYa haven’t heard bout my ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Big Boys

We wrote a parody of a well-known trackAnd dicked around filming in my parents’ flatThen put it on a well-known video siteAnd we got a million views in ...

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Begging

Hey darling, let’s not be coyYou’re just a girl and I’m just a boyHe’s just a boy that wants to have sexLet us be serious, you could be next.If you’re ...

THE MAGNETIC FIELDS – Papa Was A Rodeo

I like your twisted point of view, MikeI like your questioning eyebrowsYou’ve made it pretty clear what you likeIt’s only fair to tell you nowthat I leave ...