SMOSH – Ultimate Assassin’s Creed III Song

How many fools can I kill today?Too many to count, don’t get in my wayI shoot a mo’fo in the throat with my bowTomahawk chop is my death blowFreedom fighting ...

SMOSH – The Legend Of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, manMore well known than ‘Lil WayneOh you thought my name was Zelda?(That’s a fucking girl’s name!)I’ve saved the world like 15 ...

SMOSH – Segway Polo

Whoa yeah, Segway PoloGotta hit the ball with the wooden malletEven the professionals don’t know how to ride a segway scooterIt’s okay bro, hug it out, ...

SMOSH – Pokemon Theme Song Revenge

It was the year 2005, Youtube had just begunSo we made a video, just for funWe lip synced the Pokemon theme, we thought it was alrightBut randomly, some ...

SMOSH – My Fanny Pack

Walkin’ down the street and everybody’s starin’Just jealous of what I’m wearin’That’s right it’s a fanny pack, bitchesHot pink and matches my britchesYou’re ...

SMOSH – Milky Milkshake (Hawking Remix)

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)Milky milkshakeDancing with my milkshake, baby, oh, yeah.I’m dancing with my milkshake.Oh, I love my milky, milky shake ...

SMOSH – Meat In Your Mouth

You’re playing games and need something to chewYou’re super hungry, so what do I do?I put the meat in your mouth, I put the meat in your mouthYou know ...

SMOSH – I Heart Burgers

Throw my burger in the airAnd I drink some of your sodaThen I do a little bit of hopscotchAnd bust out the MacarenaThen I train my dog to sitAnd then ...

SMOSH – If Music Were Real (Intro)

To help keep your lunch, I’ve been discreteBox…[Ian:] Ahh, this music is terrible! No one would actually wanna listen to this crap![Anthony:] Yeah, but ...

SMOSH – Hawking’s Gonna Drop A Phat Remix

[Hawking:] Yo what’s up bitches? It’s your boy Stephen Hawking in the house. Imma drop a phat remix on your ass.[Anthony:] YEAH STEPHEN HAWKING! DROP ...

SMOSH – Hardcore Max

His name is max and he’s going to schoolHe doesn’t wear a helmet ’cause he’s so coolHe keeps his helmet on his barsDarts out randomly in front of carsTalks ...

SMOSH – Firetruck!

Now here’s the thing about saying firetruckIt starts F and it ends with UCKSo whenever you’re in trouble or out of luckYou no longer have to exclaim “OH ...

SMOSH – Christmas With Billy

Hey everyoneDon’t you love ChristmasI know I doHey everybodyHanging out just for this Christmas.Time hanging out for ChristmasOh yeahI love my grandmaShe ...

SMOSH – Boxman’s Girlfriend

There was this one time not too long agoI saw this one girl that made my heart explodeShe wasn’t like the rest, no, she wasn’t a hoIf I made her my girl, ...

SMOSH – Boxmans Christmas

All I hear about is christmas spiritFuck that shit, man, I don’t wanna hear itChristmas as a box sucks and I fear itNot this time, I’m not gonna be near ...

SMOSH – Boxman For President

My name is boxman, I’m runnin for presI know I’m gonna win cause I’m better than the restI’m here to fix the U.S. so don’t get stressedAnd I’m the best ...

SMOSH – Boxman

So let me tell you how this all came to beI’m doin’ this here rap for your safetySo all you kids don’t mess up like meAnd be disowned by your familySo ...

SMOSH – Bow To The Unicorns

BowBow to usBow to usThe UnicornsBowBow to usBow to usThe UnicornsShut ...

SMOSH – Happy Cow

Happy cowHappy cowEverywhere you goHappy cowHappy cowTake it to and froHappy cowHappy cowFollows you all dayHappy cowHappy cowPlay, play, play, playHappy ...