THE MIDNIGHT BEAST – Ninjas

I’m a ninja
Of the dance floor
I got a craving for whatever’s yours
I’m a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
I do the things that you can’t ignore

Are you a ninja?
Do you drink special brew
Cause you cant afford a bottle of the champagne too?

Get out the kitchen if you can’t take the heat
I never eat
Cause I haven’t had a good night till I’m sick in the street

Ah bro that really smells
What have you been drinking man
Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can?

I don’t pay by card and
I don’t pay by cheque man
Ill give you so much change you cant even hold it in your hand ai ai….

I’m an assassin of the dance floor right?
I silently assassinate every drink in sight
I got eyes like a hawk, a serial drink thief
I’m like Robin Hood apart from that I’m robbing for me

From the rich cause I’m poor
A celebrity whore
I’m the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for

And my hands are like samurai swords
But they’re not metal so nothing like swords
They’re just hands
what the fuck you sayin’ man?
oh… I dunno

But I’m still a ninja
Of the dance floor
My hands look nothing like samurai swords
But I’m a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
So get ready for what I got in store

I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate
I went to punk to getta lil crunk
I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky
They wouldn’t let me in (NAH!)
Till I showed my katana (NAH!)

Is that my drink?
I ain’t got no drink
I swear that’s my drink
It was just any drink

Well my drink’s been drunk (OH WELL)
That shit got stole (OH WELL)

Oh well, welly welly
Lets take a ride like Nelly
We could move like jelly
We’re invisible
we’re up all night

Ive got special powers
I can stay up for seven whole hours
I can see when its foggy foggy
Like Snoop Doggy Doggy

I’m a ninja dick face, got a tattoo to prove it
Don’t ever let me see you waste your drink cuz Ill lose it
Give you five whole seconds to finish it up
Till I come around the corner, take a shit in your cup

I’m a ninja
Of the dance floor
I’ll take a shit in everything thats yours
I’m a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
I drink more than a liquor store

Are you a ninja? WHAT!
Of the dance floor? WHAT!

did you just say something there?
yeah i was just doing the little white boy bit like “whaat”
what like Eminem?
yeah…

Baby I’m a ninja
In a western world
Now let’s hear it from my ninja girl

Baby Boo, all of my friends are ninjas too just like you

oh… oh shit

nin nin ja ja ja
I’m a fuckin ninja
nin nin ja ja ja
I’m a fuckin ninja
nin nin ja ja ja
I’m a fuckin ninja
nin nin ja ja ja
I’m a fuckin ninja of the dance floor