EMINEM – Kill You

When I was just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that’s just the way she was

They said I can’t rap about being broke no more
They ain’t say I can’t rap about coke no more
(AH!) Slut, you think I won’t choke no whore
’til the vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?!
(AH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I’m playing
Thinking I’m saying the shit cause I’m thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain’t gonna shoot you
I’ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AH!) Shut up slut, you’re causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma?
“Oh, now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?”
You god damn right BITCH, and now it’s too late
I’m triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

[Chorus: Eminem]

Bitch I’ma kill you! You don’t wanna fuck with me
Girls neither – you ain’t nothing but a slut to me
Bitch I’ma kill you! You ain’t got the balls to beef
We ain’t gonna never stop beefing I don’t squash the beef
You better kill me! I’ma be another rapper dead
for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn’t said
But when they kill me – I’m bringing the world with me
Bitches too! You ain’t nothing but a girl to me
.. I said you don’t, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don’t, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..

[Eminem]
Bitch I’ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I’ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I’m trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell ‘em
I ain’t “acid rap,” but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you’ll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ah!) Bitch I’ma kill you, I ain’t done this ain’t the chorus
I ain’t even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that’s normal ain’t it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we’re out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

[Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")]

[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady’s screams keep creeping in Shady’s dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn’t have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G’s a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed’ll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with ‘em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I’ll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the student body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don’t even believe in breathing I’m leaving air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I’M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I’M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE’S THROAT ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
’til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I’m talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

[Chorus]
[first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!", ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!"]

[Eminem]
Ha ha, I’m just playing ladies
You know I love you

EMINEM – Jealousy Woes II

[Girls voice: (Talking over the singing)]
Jealous!?! What he mean jealous, know what I’m saying?
He just mad cause he got with some ugly hoes, know what I’m saying?
Girls don’t buy him no clothes, He bought that ho some clothes!!
He don’t buy me no clothes, Nigga ain’t got no money, no vibe, no dick
I mean, What do I got to be jealous for?
He ain’t gonna make it no where, he ain’t got no type of time
He has no career move, I mean…

[Verse 1:]
I come home every single day from working double shifts
And stop along the way to pick you up a couple gifts
I come inside and you pretend you miss me when you kiss me
Then you diss me and we strenuously fight continuously
Again you frisk me, for numbers trying to bust me
It must be only just because you never learned to trust me
Plus we only grovel only irrelevant issues
To many tissues, for my feelings you misuse
I buy you jewelry, you make a fool of me
I bring you diamond rings you say I’m bad at timing things
So what’s a man to do when all i hand to you is handed back to me
You act to be this gangsta bitch, that ain’t what first attracted me
I used to love your company now you always bugging me
For information and you tell your friends you plan on dumping me
So I’ma wait for your evacuation
Cause every accusation makes me wanna smack your face in
See I’ve never been so sure, and your just insecure
So my solution to your jealousy presents a cure
I recommend you take your things and check them in
Look at the nervous wreck I’m in, I need my second wind, Say What?

[Chorus: Men Singing]
Jealous, Jealousy, Jealousy [8X]

[Women's Voice: (Talking over singing)]
Fuck you and what you going through
Fuck Eminem, he just mad cause I left that nigga for another man
Me and Eminem don’t need nothing but my and his money
Immature, Me? Nigga ain’t got no dick, no swang in his thang
Know what I’m saying? He just mad cause I’m getting it all night
Jealous of me, know what I’m saying? That’s what I’m talking about
Mother fucker just trying to get his pussy

[Verse 2:]
I used to be a puppet and a sucker for your silent treatments
I used to be intoxicated with your sweet sense
Until the day I started following your feetprints
And tapping in your phone conversations through the heat vents
It made complete sense, there’s someone else you like
So I confronted you and asked you who was Mike?
And you was like, (sampled) **I need a new nigga**
Someone rich that I could follow
And you’ll be over me by the time you see tomorrow
Leaving me in sorrow, Brandy never felt so broken hearted
I fell apart when you departed then the joking started
I was an open target, you play comedian
And I became the laughing stock. but now I’m on my feet again
And so we meet again, your acting like an ex-wife
All in my sex life, I got a message from Phife
He goes, “You didn’t want me to see you then, I don’t want you now”
Take a towel, wipe your brow, quit trying to hunt me down
You run me down and now your trying to apologize
For all the lies and everytime you made me ball my eyes
Because I got a bigger wallet size, you wanna swing it
Jealousy is in the house ya’ll, Fellas sing it…

[Chorus: Men Singing]
Jealous, Jealousy, Jealousy [12X]

EMINEM – Infinite

Oh yeah, this is Eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass
One time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313
You know what I’m saying?, cause they don’t know shit about this
For the 9-6

[Verse 1:]
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxing, a zany acting maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks run
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I’m sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
Twist the necks of rappers ’til their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit’s a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain’t no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland…
I’m Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin’ instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I’m tempted to make another attempt at it…
I’m Infinite

[Verse 2:]
Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and two feet to rinse
I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans
My coil hands around this microphone are lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people
MC’s are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MC’s and stand the lonely one
Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator
There’s never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin’ instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I’m tempted to make another attempt at it…
I’m Infinite

[Verse 3:]
Man I got evidence I’m never dense and I been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O
So I’m assuming all responsibility
Cause there’s a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC’s
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is specialer, My skill is intergalactical
I get cynical act a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn’t practical
I’d rather let a tactical, tact full track tickle your fancy
In fact I can’t see, or can’t imagine
A man who ain’t a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I’m tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit…
I’m Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin’ instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I’m tempted to make another attempt at it…
I’m Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin’ instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I’m tempted to make another attempt at it…
I’m Infinite

EMINEM – If I Had…

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it’s gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain’t lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money’ll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I’m tired of life
I’m tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I’m tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I’m tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I’m tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I’m tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I’m smartin off
I’m tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I’m tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I’d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I’d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I’m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn’t be enough, because I’d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I’m tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I’m tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I’m tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I’m tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they’re tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain’t bringin half the skill as me
saying they wasn’t feeling me on “Nobody’s As Ill As Me”
I’m tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying “Where Hip-Hop Lives”

But if I had a million dollars
I’d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I’d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I’m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn’t be enough, because I’d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

You know what I’m saying?
I’m tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How’m I ‘sposed to be positive when I don’t see shit positive?
Know what I’m sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I’m sayin? Right now I’m tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that’s going on in my own city
Can’t get no airplay, you know what I’m sayin?
But ey, it’s cool though, you know what I’m sayin?
Just fed up
That’s my word

EMINEM feat. Lil Wayne & Gudda Gudda – If I Die Young

[Chorus x2]
If I die young, bury in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

[Lil Wayne]
She got that good good, she Michael Jackson bad
I’m attracted to her, for her attractive ass
And now we’re murderers, because we kill the time
I knock her lights out and she still shine
I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave
But I keep her running back and forth like a soccer team
Cold as a winter day, hot as a summer’s eve
Young money thieves, steal your love with ease

[Gudda Gudda]
I like the way you walk and if you’re walking my way,
I’m that red bull now let’s fly away
Let’s buy a place, with all kind of space
I let you be the judge, n’ n’ and I’m the case
I’m Gudda Gudda I put her under
I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder
She don’t even wonder, coz she know she bad
And I got her nigga, grocery bag

[Chorus x2]
If I die young, bury in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

[Eminem]
Man, if I could sing. I’d keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I’d blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I’m a daddy, I’m so glad that her mom didn’t…
Now you probably get this picture from mu public persona
That I’m a pistol packing drug addict who bags on his mama
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cause there’s a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside my soul
And just know that I grow cold of the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world and I think my neck is breaking
Should I just give up or live up to these excpetations?
now look, I love my daughter more than life itself
But I got a wife that’s determined to make my life living hell,
But I handle it ell, given the circmustances I’m dealt
So many chances man, it’s too bad coulda had someone else
But the years that I’ve wasted is nothing to the tears that I’ve tasted
So here’s what I’m faceing, 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I’ve went to jail for this woman, I’ve been to bat for this woman
I’ve taken bats to people’s back, bent over backwards for this woman

[Chorus x2]
If I die young, bury in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

EMINEM – Oh No

Oh no what’s happening to my brain
I can’t believe this is happening again

[Verse 1]
Lava out my lips I flips
Wake up think I have a cramp
I’m trying to shove the lava lamp up my father’s ass
I think I’m out of gas, man
I think I need another mask
I’d ask my mother but I think she’s laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp’s
I think I’ll eat some Ambiens like they’re candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
Abrafuckingcadabra motherfucker look who’s back
Just like a pendulum, Satan’s pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
Shit I think I might have did it when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my legs off and pulled a hamstring
First I Re-up, then I Relapse
Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
And I’ll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle
Cause I react like the She-Hulk when I see Nyquil

[Hook]
Oh no
Here we go again
When it’s going to end
Where did it begin
Maybe way back when

[Verse 2]
Into the well, baby Jessica fell
She may have wetted herself
Quit playing, get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail
Every day in journals saying how
She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
I’m the medicine man
My medical marijuana was prescribed by a doctor
Shove a typewriter up her
Perez Hilton’s ass, shit, almost forgot that
He’s always shoving something up his ass so why not that?
And f-ck it while I’m venting let’s shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when he’s bending over pretending that he
Didn’t say anything that would be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender, begin blending in G
Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair?
Put him under the stairs? People are already under there
Hmm, I wonder where. Wait, I think the cubpoard’s bare
Stuff him up in the tupperware and shove him up in there

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Vicodin’s like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
Who am I kidding? I couldn’t quit this shit if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
Yeah, rehab’s nice, I had my name up in lights again
You see that’s why I can’t decipher what life I’m in
I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her and dice her then
It sounds so enticing, isn’t it nice when I’m hype again?
I’m nice when I’m like this, no time to write just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down, what’d I write just then?
Man I’m about to hyperventilate, I just have hyper-tension
I have the type of mental state you couldn’t comprehend
Unusually stupid of you for you to think I’m your friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again

[Hook]

EMINEM – G.O.A.T.

I’m a goat
and for those of y’all who don’t know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much, here it goes!

This is the part I was worried about
everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes
and I’m in some dusty garage inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes
and everyone’s telling me what I should do
and how I should come out and what to rap about
and I know I got a lot up in my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out
and I’m not sure how this is gonna come off
they’re probably gonna think that I’m coming off as cocky (haha)
like I just started giving a fuck what you really think about me
see, the thing about me
is you don’t really know a thing about me
everyone’s making a stink about me
like there’s some kind of a aura of that of the king around me
surround me with nothin’ but gangsters, killers, and bangers
and the most dangerous criminals
and I feel like I’m more comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin’ neighbors
but, see, my dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave
but why does it seem like I’m not even put up in the same category as other emcees?
so when Weezy says that he’s better than Jay-z
please, be that just subliminally
means he thinks Jigga’s the best and that he’s
the only one up in that league, see
and it’s easy just to consider me one of the greatest white rappers there is
knowing god damn well that I’m one of the best motherfucking rappers who ever lived period.

I’m a goat
and I don’t mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and these magazines’ll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they considered me as a goat?
and for those of y’all who don’t know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much, here it goes!

Maybe they figure that I’m on my way out the game
so they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem
or a new Shady, if they think it’s gonna happen
man, I thought I was crazy
or maybe I could be takin’ it wrong and they’re tryna pay homage to me in a strange way
so let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way
see, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringing up that Paul Wall’s white
cause lyrically he doesn’t pose a threat to anyone, see, he’s just aight
and Bubba Sparxxx, he just won’t write
because he’s so caught up in that snow white
that Timbaland can’t even get him in the studio
he’s so gone off that coke, right
and it’s so sad, cause he’s dope, right
America’s next great white hope, right
so now they feel like they gotta come up with some corny ass white rapper show, right
and which I’m still havin’ mixed feelings about
they said it’d be real, I’m just spillin’ it out
there’s somethin’ about a white boy talking black and runnin’ around with a damn grill in his mouth
and I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit
“Isn’t it ironic that the best rapper’s white and the best golfer’s black?”
and I’m the one who’s gotta catch all the flack offa’ that
but these are the people who never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
but I had already hit middle America
Parents had all got to likin’ me now
when suddenly I wasn’t such a bad guy
all of the hatred for me must’ve died
thought I committed career suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy
so faggoty faggoty faggoty gays
and anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy
and Angelina Jolie is just another ho
and Brad is a sucka’ because once I fuck her
she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby
you know what I say? No
You better save some of them kids from Madonna
she needs all the publicity she can get
you want a Shady? Well, you got it, man
I ain’t apologizin’ for shit.

I’m a goat
and I don’t mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and these magazines’ll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they considered me as a goat?
and for those of y’all who don’t know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much, here it goes!

Man, I’m takin’ my ball and goin’ home, man
shit is too easy
nobody even wants to pass me the ball cause
(I’m a goat)
so don’t worry, I’m out the motherfuckin’ game
and y’all can sit and argue about who’s the motherfuckin’ best
but y’all know that
(I’m a goat)
and like I said, I’m one of the motherfuckin’ best
before you get your panties in a motherfuckin’ bunch
but before I go, I’d like to say fuck you very much to everybody who wasn’t there from the start
and thank you very much to everybody who was
and y’all ain’t gotta say it, just think it
cause I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know
(I’m a goat)
(hahahaha)
I’m out, y’all
it’s been real, peace

EMINEM – Cum On Everybody

[Girl]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit
[Em]
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um… twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]
This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em]
Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust it)

[Eminem]
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain’s head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill’s tape so her kids could starve
(I can’t stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I’m even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I’m in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I’m absent minded
Wait, I mean I’ve lost my mind, I can’t find it
I’m freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don’t even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

Cum on everybody — get down tonight [8X]

[Eminem]
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried suicide once and I’ll try it again
That’s why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don’t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, “I suck” (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, “All y’all get the hell out now”
Fuck rap, I’m givin it up y’all, I’m sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I’m bored out of my gourd — so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I’m just a sick sick bastard
who’s one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain’t got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit
I’ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit

Cum on everybody — get down tonight [8X]

[Eminem]
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I’m a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, “Gee I don’t know, he might be!”
I told em, “Meet me at Kid Rock’s next concert
I’ll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)”
Then I jetted to the weed house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
“Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?”
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I’m jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

Cum on everybody — get down tonight [20X]

EMINEM – Curtains Up (Skit)

[Projector starts up]

[Applause]

[Soft dramatic music box style music plays]

[Applause dies down]

[Foot steps, music starts to die down]

[Music dies down completely. Microphone screeches]

[Eminem taps on microphone]

[Eminem clears his throat]

[Track segues into following track (White America)]

EMINEM feat. Zoe – Bitch (Skit)

[Zoe on telephone]
Justin?
It’s Zoe um
Kelly did not have me call however I just listened to Eminem in her car and
It is the most DISGUSTING, thing I have ever heard in my entire life
And I seriously wanna call his fucking agent
And tell him how FUCKING disgusting he is
It like makes me upset
I’m now nauseous and I can’t eat lunch
Goodbye

EMINEM – Ballin’ Uncontrollably

Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
B-ballin’ Uncontrollably
[x4]

Man, I got everything candy-painted
Candy-painted tint, shit’s so dark
I’d be lying if I said I ain’t hit
at least nine of my friends
Plus, I got so much candy paint in my rims
Paint be flyin’ off my car
Be candy paintin’ the neighborhood kids
I got that whole block lookin’ like it’s Candyland
Ask about me, man, they be like, there go the candy man
I park the car in the garage and go in and
Come back the next mornin’
The rims are still spinnin’
Hit the wheels on that Phantom, man, that shit looks like the Batmobile
32-inch rims, shit, I ain’t even got no wheels
Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain
Custom everything, what’s that on the seat?
Custom mustard stain
Now let’s go hit the mall, y’all know that we finna ball
Get out the car, they be like, “Ah, there go them superstars!”
Hit every single store, flash a fucking wad of cash
but I ain’t buying shit, bitch
Kiss my candy-painted ass
We…

Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
B-ballin’ Uncontrollably
[x4]

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hit the corner liquor store
To get Corona, tip the owners
Sipped it on the way out as I dipped, I wanna rip the road up
And I’ma hit the cinema and I’ma get the hoes,
When I be it, I be it, shit, anything goes
I’m ballin’ out of control, girls know I’m loaded with dough
But, shit, I’m stingy as fuck
I’m fuckin’ stingy as hoes
These bitches don’t get a crumb, and it come
but I’m like what up
Shut up, bitch, sit up, get up off them knees
My candy paint’s enough
If you’re lucky, I’ll let you hug me, but that’s all you get
Then I’ma split, disappear, a cloud of smoke is all you see
Yeah…

Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
B-ballin’ Uncontrollably
[x4]

Bitch, get the fuck out my car if we ain’t finna fuck
I’m horny as fuck, bitch, are you suckin’ my dick or what?
I’ll fuck a chick in the butt, I really don’t give a shit
Is pretty Marshall gonna have to go choke me a bitch?
You fuckin’ keyed up my Benz
Bitch, I beat up my friends
Don’t think I won’t beat a bitch
I’ll kick a six-year-old in the ribs
You fuckin’ retard, I’ll have you suckin’ farts out my seat
I’ll teach you not to know how to control your bowels when you eat
What the fuck do you think that colostomy bag is for, looks?
I ain’t waste nine bullets on you for you to not sing no hooks
I fuckin’ take a Make a Wish Foundation patient with me
How ’bout some coke inside of your saline solution IV?
Turn around and use it on me
You tryna snort on my keys?
You fuckin’ broad, get in back, you’re comin’ to Florida with me,
Tell your momma I’ma drop you off at the hospital later
We finna make this run
Take this gun and cover me, Slater
And quit your…

Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
Ballin’ Uncontrollably
B-ballin’ Uncontrollably
[x4]

Eminem – 25 To Life

Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Yeah
Too late
I can’t keep chasing em
I’m taking my life back
Caught in a chase
25 to life

[Verse 1]
I don’t think she understands the sacrifices that I made
Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would’ve stayed
But I’ve already wasted over half of my life I would’ve laid
Down and died for you I no longer cry for you
No more pain bitch you
Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet
Into the dirt I can no longer stand it
Now my respect I demand it
Imma take control of this relationship
Command it, and imma be the boss of you now goddammit
And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me
So you better hear me out this much you owe me
I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I’ve stayed
Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid
Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you I ain’t heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect
Ive done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness
And I know that if I end this I’ll no longer have nothing left
But you keep treating me like a staircase it’s time to fucking step
And I wont be coming back so don’t hold your fucking breath
You know what you’ve done no need to go in depth
I told you, you’d be sorry if I fucking left
Id laugh while you wept
Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain’t it, you neglected me
Did me a favor although my spirit free you’ve set
But a special place for you in my heart I have kept
It’s unfortunate but it’s,

[Chorus]
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life

[Verse 2]
I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh
Cause that ain’t good enough you expect me to fold myself in half
Til I snap
Don’t think I’m loyal
All I do is rap
How can I moonlight on the side
I have no life outside of that
Don’t I give you enough of my time
You don’t think so do you
Jealous when I spend time with the girls
Why I’m married to you still man I don’t know
But tonight I’m serving you with papers
I’m divorcing you
Go marry someone else and make em famous
And take away their freedom like you did to me
Treat em like you don’t need them and they ain’t worthy of you
Feed em the same shit that you made me eat
I’m moving on forget you oh,
Now I’m special? I didn’t feel special when I was with you
All I ever felt was this
Helplessness
Imprisoned by a selfish bitch
Chew me up and spit me out
I fell for this so many times
It’s ridiculous
And still I stick with this
I’m sick of this but in my sickness and addiction
You’re addictive as they get
Evil as they come vindictive as they make em
My friends keep asking me why I can’t just walk away from
I’m addicted
To the pain, the stress, the drama
I’m drawn in so I guess imma mess
Cursed and blessed
But this time imma
Ain’t changing my mind
I’m climbing out this abyss
You screaming as I walk out that I’ll be missed
But when you spoke of people who meant the most to you
You left me off your list

Fuck you hip-hop
I’m leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch
And it’s just

[Chorus]
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase
25 to life
Too late
Caught in a chase
25 to life

EMINEM feat. Slaughterhouse & Yelawolf – 2.0 Boys

[Royce Da 5'9']
Ryan’s a homocidal misfit
I write the solution of biophysics
On the side of a cliff and some hieroglyphics
This my admission to having violence psychotic
With the vile polish politics by the way I’m higher than the Eiffel tower tip
I like writing but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I bite ya shit
Pause, inhale hell n kush, us and Yealwolf like a heavy foot gas pedal push
Felon’s, crooks, going door to door like he’s selling books, Dolly Parton style, melons mush
Now my bitch dancer, I’m bout as sick as cancer
If you could swallow my style, you probably rip ya pants off
If you could bottle my style and sell it to somebody
It’d probably smell like cologne made out of bits of panther
They call me anchor man, I’ll hold down the ship
Leave you niggas floating in water and go and drown a fish
fuck I’m fucking heinous, I’ll make you fucking famous
Them lead showers is coming, fuck is you sayin’

[Eminem]
Fuck, it’s fucking raining, shit, it’s lightening
Bitch, its thundering, cause I’m hushing up I’m a storm if you wonderin’
Shit, you could muster up a thought, to take a toter? and a brain fart
Want urine in your face, all you had to do was say it
You wish you woulda just stayed pissed off in the first place
We came to monopolise the game
Illuminati is here, yeah, human oddities
at odds with us, just whats gotta be
Cause we started out cold and it snowballed
We froze, soon as we rolled up on these hoes
All’s we know is you over the bar like Limbo/Limbaugh
You know who you are
So quit fucking the dark before we start callin’ you bizaare
Shit screw the boots, ya’ll dun raped a pitbull
Fell in love with Shih-tzu
This is directed directly at you
And as for these hoes who don’t know me from a can of paint
You must be huffin’, fuck a ballsack if the taints can’t take you on a date
You mistake me for a gentleman, your 2000 and late man, Will-I-aint
I’m the bad guy, type of guy that will drag 5 girls up on stage
Pour ice in their pants and the first one who pee’s gets a black eye

[Hook - Eminem]
You must be outta ya mind
You think you fucking with us
Suck on these nuts
Bitch hang it up, this game is over

[Joell Ortiz]
Puffing loosies, watching I Love Lucy with Gary Busey
Crazy, how the fuck could you son me? I’m Shady
Will there ever come a day when they could slay me?
I don’t know, fifth month, black and yellow insect, maybe
Til then I kill the bad man tryna slay me
Everything you kick weak, your speak kung fu yazy
All my homeboys, 2.0 boys
Nickle, I just picked up a Phantom, look how it rolls, Royce!
Even if I wanted to quit, I ain’t got no choice
Verses keep coming, I should invoice my own voice
You should see the kind of asses that my pole hoist
Hoes be like diamonds in your chain, man, so moist
Bang bang bang bang, house gang, chainsaw
Here to kill you pussy’s, don’t ask what we came for
I write til my right arm vein’s sore
Forearm feel like Thor’s arm in a gang war
You hear that Yaowa, you know who finna file out
Definitively finish you, my fist stick out that eyeball
Piranha mentality with a jaws bite all night
Coming up, never saw light, but never lost sight

[Joe Budden]
Jets and movers, cess-poolers, meth abusers
You step to us, text rugers to respect the shooters
My men think in sync, roll with the best crew
Move to the beat of the same drum without Lex Luger
Welcome to nay hood, bigger than jects, G
Cheated death multiple times without riggin the deck
So I’m well prepped if you just want war
There’ll be blood everywhere, you be laying on the Louboutin floor
It’s raw, you keep acting like you don’t know Mouse, nigga
And you gon’ need the best doctors, house nigga
Guard your jewels and avoid large tools
Cause after I spill you at the light, you be in a car pool
Keep your distance from idiots, cause the truth told
They food for thought’s rotten, they gems are fool’s gold
Need results from my actions, mistakes I’ll exonerate
I’m Martin King staring at a picture of Obama’s face
Talking funds, niggas ain’t never seen stock
I don’t need the key to the game, I pick a mean lock

[Hook - Eminem]
You must be outta ya mind
You think you fucking with us
Suck on these nuts
Bitch hang it up, this game is over

[Crooked I]
Takeoff, you invited inside of the mind of a psychotic rhymer
I’m kind of a Dahmer, I’m grinding
Now rappers are lining up jackers, I’m climbing up ladders
I buy enough clappers to retire you factors, fire at drama
You liars and actors, I’m the genuine article
But read me wrong, get my gun and split you to particles, particles
Tell me when and I’m there
Not only heir to the throne, but my chair is suspended in air
Stay fly like a limited fare
You got us pegged wrong, my circle don’t fit in with squares
I smell shit and piss, know where it’s coming from
You stepped on number two just to be number one
Now I’ma step on you, bring it to yo yard
Bogart for arts, we go hard
You frauds just blow hard like broads, I coast guard the west
I’m Mozart, I compose dark shit with no heart

[Yelawolf]
I got no Jim Beam in the liver
Getting head like clean clippers, with haters on my dick like a jeans zipper
When I throw up 16′s like I drink liquor
You think you seen sick? Well, bitch, you ain’t seen sicker
Then I’ll crack, and then I’ll hop around in a hospital gown
Popping the trunk, my pumper stay cocking the round
I shit logs and I piss river brown
Cause I drink creek water and spit the river Nile
And that’s as close as I get to a pyramid
Shit, they think I’m Illuminati, so fuckin’ ignorant
Sick with a grin, here with this pen, so innocent
But when you win, they say you a sin, but in the end
They jump on the bandwagon and dance to the band playing
Skinny-ass pants sagging, it’s only yourself you playing
Call me a clown, but you love where the clown’s hanging
And the freakshow’s at the county carnival then you pay
Bitch, I’m on a trapeze with no legs in the dark
Yelling “Go Shady” driving slower than an old lady
In an old ’89, no piece if you pay me
Gimme peace sign on my grill, no Mercedes
I’m getting paid for these shows that I throw lately
Same shows a year ago woulda broken most of you crazies
They call me crazy cause I made it
Bitch, you crazy cause you quit, look at my clique lately
You ain’t fucking wit’ Budden, you ain’t got no choice with Royce
You don’t wanna see the Crooked I, well, listen to Ortiz voice
That dirt road hit the 8 Mile, the porno boys
And if Marshall want me to clap, then homie, I deploy
Game over

[Eminem]
Yo, I don’t think they heard you, tell ‘em again
[Yelawolf]
Game over

EMINEM feat. Dr. Dre – Guilty Conscience

[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
(“I can’t take this no more, I can’t take it no more homes”)
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play…
(“Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this”)

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I’m your motherfuckin conscience

[Eminem]
That’s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt’s cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You’ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee’s razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it’s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they’ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she’s older than George Burns

[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don’t do it, it’s not worth it to risk it! (You’re right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don’t even listen to Slim yo, he’s bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don’t like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

(“It’s alright c’mon, just come in here for a minute”)
(“Mmm, I don’t know!”)
(“Look baby..”)
(“Damn!”)
(“Yo, it’s gonna be alright, right?”)
(“Well OK..”)

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (“Give me a kiss!”)
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play… (“Shit!”)

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you’re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch’s earlobe..
(Yo! This girl’s only fifteen years old
You shouldn’t take advantage of her, that’s not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain’t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day’s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
(“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!”)
(“Grady!!”)

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she’s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH’S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there’s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he’s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That’s what I did, be smart, don’t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What’chu say? (What’s wrong? Didn’t think I’d remember?)
I’ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin’ straight outta Compton y’all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don’t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it…
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where’s your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

Rihanna feat Eminem - Love The Way You Lie

[Rihanna]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that’s alright because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie

[Eminem]
I can’t tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it’s a still night in my wind pipe
I can’t breathe but I still fight while can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it’s like I’m in flight
High off the law, drunk from my hate,
It’s like I’m huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I’m about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fucking hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where you going? I’m leaving you
No you ain’t. Come back we’re running right back.
Here we go again
It’s so insane cus when its going good its going great.
I’m superman with the wind at his back
Shes Louis Lane but when its bad its awful, I feel so ashamed I snap
Who’s that dude? I don’t even know his name
I laid hands on him, I’ll never stoop so low again
I guess I don’t know my own strength

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you’re with ‘em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit ‘em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them those chills you used to get ‘em
Now you’re getting fucking sick of looking at him
You swore you’d never hit him; never do nothing to hurt him
Now you’re in each other’s face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push pull each other’s hair, scratch claw hit him
Throw him down pin him
So lost in the moments when you’re in them
It’s a race that’s the culprit controls your boat
So they say you’re best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don’t know you cus today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over it’s a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don’t get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
I guess that’s why they call it window pane

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Now I know he said things hit things that we didn’t mean
And we fall back into the same patterns same routine
But your temper’s just as bad as mine is
You’re the same as me
But when it comes to love you’re just as blinded
Baby, please come back
It wasn’t you, baby it was me
Maybe our relationship wasn’t as crazy as it seemed
Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don’t you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk
I told you this is my fault
Look me in the eye ball
Next time I’m pissed, I lay my fist at the drywall
Next time. There won’t be no next time
I apologize even though I know its lies
I’m tired of the games I just want her back
I know I’m a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
Im’a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

[Chorus]

Rihanna feat Eminem - Numb

Ecstasy….in the air
I don’t care, can’t tell me nothing
I’m impaired, the worst for wear
Cause…

I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb…

Can’t you say….
Ain’t it clear, I don’t care
Get closer to me…
If you dare
I double dare
Cause…

I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb…

I’m class, look me in my eyeball
Do I look hot? no..
I love the way you lie girl, yeah, yeah
Come here dear, I’m trying to get closer to you
I’m motioning you to pull over you boo
On the side that you’re here, here
I’m the butt police, and I’m looking at you
But I talk, I’m an ing dumped in the back of a squad car
But I ain’t got tonight
I’m a rock star, get your wing up
It’s attack at a yacht bar
Homie king yeah show me where guy’s done
Pass I’ll talk cause I’m sick of steady ask for
Every thought’s cut, now my pants off
Let the cross walk, it’s a slinger
And I cant feel my limbs cause

I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb
I’m going numb, I’m going numb