A Year with Frog and Toad - Cookies

(spoken):
Frog, taste these cookies that I have made.
(He hands Frog a cookie, and he takes a bite)
Well?

Frog:
This is a marvelous cookie
Sweet, with an excellent crunch
Perfect to follow a dinner

Toad:
Or just after breakfast

Both:
And prior to lunch

Frog:
Crisp, but not overly brittle
Just a scintilla of spice
Cunningly soft in the middle

Toad:
Let’s have another

Both:
These cookies are nice!
Eating cookies, eating cookies
We’re so happy eating cookies!
Cookies, cookies, cookies we adore!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
We go kooky eating cookies!

Frog:
Maybe we should stop.

Toad:
Let’s have more!

Frog (spoken):
Toad, we must stop eating these cookies. I know! Get me a box and some string!

Toad:
Eating cookies, eating cookies
I’m so happy eating cookies!
Cookies, cookies, cookies I adore!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
I go kooky eating cookies!

Frog:
Maybe you should stop.

Toad:
Just one more!

Frog (spoken):
Now I will put these cookies in the box and tie it up with the string.
Then we shall no more cookies!

Toad (spoken):
What an excellent plan. However,
(sung)
there is a problem with the plan.

Frog (spoken):
What plan?

Toad:
The no more eating cookies plan.

Frog (spoken):
What is it?

Toad:
The problem with the plan

Frog:
The no more eating cookies plan

Toad:
Is if we want to eat more cookies, then, in fact, we can!
We could untie the string and open it

Frog:
That’s true

Toad (spoken):
How ‘bout a cookie?

Frog (spoken):
Don’t mind if I do!

Both:
Eating cookies, eating cookies
We’re so happy eating cookies!
Cookies, cookies, cookies we adore!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
We go kooky eating cookies!

Frog:
Maybe we should stop.

Toad:
Let’s have more!

Frog (spoken):
Toad, we have to do something!

Toad (spoken):
You’re right! I’ll get us some MILK!

Frog (spoken):
No! No! No! We must stop eating the cookies!
I know, we’ll give them to the birds.
Hey, birds!!

Birds:
What?

Frog(spoken):
D’you want some cookies?

Boy Bird(spoken):
Sure! Bring ‘em on!

Lady Birds:
Wait! Should we be eating these cookies?
Or should we rather have worms?
Worms are a product of nature
Toad did the baking.
Think of the germs!

Toad (spoken):
Well, I never…

Boy Bird:
Toad makes the tastiest cookies.
Go on and try one!

Lady Birds:
They’re great!

Boy Bird:
If you eat one of these cookies,
I’m here to tell you
You’re gonna eat eight!

Lady Birds:
Eating cookies, eating cookies
We’re so happy eating cookies!

Birds:
Cookies, cookies, cookies we adore!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
We go kooky eating cookies!

All:
Empty out the box and let’s have more!
Eating cookies, eating cookies
We’re so happy eating cookies!
Cookies, cookies, cookies we adore!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
We go kooky eating cookies!

Frog, Toad, and Boy Bird:
We will never stop!
Let’s have more!

Lady Birds (singing over Frog, Toad, and Boy Bird):
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies!
Let’s have cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie,
cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie!

All:
More! Cookies!